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« on: 17, December, 2007, 03:00:30 PM »
a few people asked me when this was on
so its wednesday 19th

you will see me deliver a package of drugs on me bike
and also drag a bloke out of a butchers and threaten him
and delivering stuff to a prison and maybe a few other places depends what ends up on the cutting room floor plus its in two parts so you might see me on the 20th as well

Roland the drug dealer you think they would of given me a better name  '<img'>




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« Reply #1 on: 17, December, 2007, 04:12:52 PM »
Sounds all good '<img'> . Hope you got the bike up on one wheel '<img'>
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« Reply #2 on: 17, December, 2007, 05:07:50 PM »
Woo hoo!! You playing a proper cockerny fackin sleg?
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« Reply #3 on: 17, December, 2007, 05:35:18 PM »
Exciting - are you going to be on TV with that bit you filmed at my workshop?

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« Reply #4 on: 17, December, 2007, 08:17:05 PM »
feck me, we're all turning into tv star diva's!  i should be on sometime in the new year, no date announced yet.




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« Reply #5 on: 17, December, 2007, 08:23:31 PM »
jeez should re name it "TheLondonLovvies" '<img'>

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« Reply #6 on: 17, December, 2007, 08:30:04 PM »
Cable box all set ready to recoed it... Roland '<img'>

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« Reply #7 on: 17, December, 2007, 08:33:05 PM »
Roland '<img'>

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« Reply #8 on: 17, December, 2007, 08:38:38 PM »
Quote (HellsBells @ Dec. 17 2007,20:33)
Roland '<img'>

Why do I get the feeling he's never gonna hear the end of this one  ':baa:'  '<img'>  '<img'>  '<img'>  '<img'>

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« Reply #9 on: 17, December, 2007, 08:43:27 PM »
well its slightly better than when i had to wear red tights and thigh high leather boots ':blush':
and that was better than playing a german prostitute in velvet goldmine
theres a few more that have gone into room 101 ':p'




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« Reply #10 on: 18, December, 2007, 08:05:45 AM »
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that was better than playing a german prostitute in velvet goldmine

Kev was in that too!

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« Reply #11 on: 18, December, 2007, 10:03:44 AM »
Quote (Wildcat @ Dec. 18 2007,08:05)
Quote (scorps @ Dec. 17 2007,20:43)
that was better than playing a german prostitute in velvet goldmine

Kev was in that too!

yeh i think we been in alot of the same things Carrie




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« Reply #12 on: 18, December, 2007, 11:00:59 AM »
Quote (The Yeti @ Dec. 17 2007,20:38)
Quote (HellsBells @ Dec. 17 2007,20:33)
Roland :

Why do I get the feeling he's never gonna hear the end of this one  ':baa:'  

':devil'


The last Roland I remember on the box was in Grange hill, he ate a lot to........     ':p'    '<img'>



First there was coneman the cockerny, now we have Roland the drug dealer, what will he do next???????  

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« Reply #13 on: 18, December, 2007, 01:08:49 PM »
am more used to seeing him on the other side, crimewatch UK
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« Reply #14 on: 18, December, 2007, 01:28:29 PM »
Quote (scorps @ Dec. 17 2007,20:43)
well its slightly better than when i had to wear red tights and thigh high leather boots ':blush':

Now that I would like to see!!! LOL!!!  '<img'>
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« Reply #15 on: 18, December, 2007, 01:28:50 PM »
Nice one Col. Couldn't you have got something a bit more 'in caracter' .... like blowing something up. '<img'>

The show needs a bit more realism putting back in it. ... Radios that look like they are turned on, stab vests that are stiffer than a 1970's tank top, putting detained person in the wrong side of the car ':rock:' , using sirens when doing surprise raids  '<img'>   Oh and don't get me started on paperwork ':p' .

It's good entertainment though..... Nothing like real life.
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« Reply #16 on: 18, December, 2007, 04:44:00 PM »
well Col its a shame they didnt let me blow anything up lol,
 still I cant complain I do get to smash some cars up now and again '<img'>

and riz i have been on crimewatch more than a few times lol
Occasionally  still get Repeat  fees for them when they have been solved or not so
what i should do is get all you lot to ask for Programs I get repeats for to be shown again '<img'>




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« Reply #17 on: 18, December, 2007, 05:18:18 PM »
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am more used to seeing him on the other side, crimewatch UK

i was on crimewatch once

but luckily the cctv wasnt good enough to make out my face properly  '<img'>
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« Reply #18 on: 18, December, 2007, 08:55:08 PM »
It might have helped if you said it was in 'The Bill'.

Or was I supposed to know that?

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« Reply #19 on: 18, December, 2007, 08:56:53 PM »
sorry Spill lol it is the Bill




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« Reply #20 on: 18, December, 2007, 09:35:56 PM »
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well its slightly better than when i had to wear red tights and thigh high leather boots ':blush':

I really don't think we all need to know what you and Hells get up to in private ':baa:'

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« Reply #21 on: 18, December, 2007, 09:48:42 PM »
Quote (The Yeti @ Dec. 18 2007,21:35)
Quote (scorps @ Dec. 17 2007,20:43)
well its slightly better than when i had to wear red tights and thigh high leather boots ':blush':

I really don't think we all need to know what you and Hells get up to in private ':baa:'

umm, lets not be too hasty Steve

 ':p'




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« Reply #22 on: 18, December, 2007, 09:58:37 PM »
'<img'>

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« Reply #23 on: 19, December, 2007, 05:49:14 AM »
':rock:'    '<img'>

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« Reply #24 on: 19, December, 2007, 09:32:14 PM »
Nice acting, Scorps. I do believe that was the multi-storey in Mitcham, where you parked the bike.

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