Author Topic: What a bloody mouth! (Read 664 times)

MATTP · « **on:** 23, November, 2007, 04:07:08 PM »

Now, as it's Friday I think I can get away with this one.

We talked about size being important to girls. Now time for the lads to reply. What atracks you more to a girl:

Big mouth (but not as big as Mrs Blair)
Big Tits (but not as big as Jordan)
Big butt (buy not as big as that girl married to Jay-Z)
Big Bank account (but not as big as the Queens)

Just interested to see if the TLB lads are just as focused on size as the girls are

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For me it's all about the mind. If I can control the mind then I have the bank account ':p'

(that's a joke love

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trouty · « **Reply #1 on:** 23, November, 2007, 04:16:54 PM »

nice eyes and smile, and intelligent.

Failing any of that, being a filthy ho is good

MATTP · « **Reply #2 on:** 23, November, 2007, 04:20:57 PM »

Trouty. Went out with a girl when I was young who was not God's gift to the eye. Had a large home, and great bank and met the last request of yours

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Burger · « **Reply #3 on:** 23, November, 2007, 04:25:40 PM »

I like everything small. Size is very important to me.

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andyblade · « **Reply #4 on:** 23, November, 2007, 04:40:32 PM »

has to smile lots, an smiling average looking girl will beat a moody super model any day of the week
have a good sence of humour, must understand that farts are and allways will be funny
and appriciate the maturity in my constant act of being imature

altho i must admit, looks are important, but not top of the list
and must have a bit of a naughty side ':p'

Minnie · « **Reply #5 on:** 23, November, 2007, 06:26:00 PM »

..well if we use shoe size as an indicator..
a man with 10s would be just fine.. ha ha

':p'

for the record I am a 2 ..:oops he he x

Westie · « **Reply #6 on:** 23, November, 2007, 07:30:20 PM »

Nice shoe's and at least 1 red bra

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TallGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** 24, November, 2007, 01:47:46 PM »

A big heart, small feet and hands, 5'4", long haired brunette with brown eyes. I have been know to deviate from that, coz I'm not THAT fussy.

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guzz · « **Reply #8 on:** 24, November, 2007, 05:24:12 PM »

limb at each corner and a heartbeat, but has been known to deviate from those requirements.

Before anyone says anything, it was the limb at each corner bit that she wasn't complient on.

Westie · « **Reply #9 on:** 25, November, 2007, 01:33:24 AM »

Thanks, I was wondering Uncle Fester

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guzz · « **Reply #10 on:** 25, November, 2007, 11:14:44 AM »

Quote (Westie @ Nov. 25 2007,01:33)

Thanks, I was wondering Uncle Fester

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Ahh, sweet!

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Stu · « **Reply #11 on:** 25, November, 2007, 09:38:19 PM »

I spent the first part of my life attracted to boney short girls with blone hair and totally out of proportioned large breasts lol but suddenly all that changed and I find a woman most attractive with a real body, real mind and totally out of proportioned sex drive

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So yes size matters....

ifizzy · « **Reply #12 on:** 25, November, 2007, 10:34:30 PM »

I do like a petite woman I must admit.

But thats just to make me look big..... sort of! ':rock:'

Mind you the girl Ive been with for the last 6 years is a bit chunkier than me.

Beautiful person thats whats more important.

Not that shes ugly.....shes most definitely not.

God this is coming out all wrong............ what was the question again! ':blush'

HellsBells · « **Reply #13 on:** 25, November, 2007, 10:38:49 PM »

Quote (ifizzy @ Nov. 25 2007,22:34)

chunkier

God this is coming out all wrong............

Yes Alex its all coming out wrong......... chunkier ':crazy'

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ifizzy · « **Reply #14 on:** 25, November, 2007, 10:48:29 PM »

Mind you.....

a woman with a slice of chopped pork in her pocket would be "CHUNKIER" than me it has to be said

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jimc · « **Reply #15 on:** 25, November, 2007, 11:19:49 PM »

Twinkling eyes are a must. The rest will fill the bill just fine, whatever.

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But be aware I've opted out of the 'market', I've done my time. I enjoy everyone's company, Gentleman or Lady, Man or Woman, Boy or Girl, Donkey or Goat. I do not want, ever again, to commit myself in any way to another individual. I've paid my emotional dues. I now have some time to be reasonably selfish.

Biker Biker · « **Reply #16 on:** 26, November, 2007, 01:15:02 PM »

Aspires to be a better person, tries hard at everything, is up for adventure and will rescue me when I get into a pickle, can pay his own way, has my best intentions at heart…. makes me laugh until snot runs out of my nose.

STEM-VFR · « **Reply #17 on:** 26, November, 2007, 01:22:02 PM »

Quote (Biker Biker @ Nov. 26 2007,13:15)

"…. makes me laugh until snot runs out of my nose."

and there's the rub....we all have our flaws but that is just plain nasty.

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trouty · « **Reply #18 on:** 26, November, 2007, 05:31:57 PM »

much like jimc, i am 'off limits' as far as relationships go. Not interested in forging a relationship. tried before, failed before. been miserable before. Ha! so, remove myself from a possible situation, and it wont happen, right??

unlike jimc though, man, boy, donkey and goat arent part of the curriculum

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trouty · « **Reply #19 on:** 03, December, 2007, 11:16:24 PM »

ok, i've had some fun as a single guy... but i'm bloody bored with it already! lol! and i cant cook fer shite

The Yeti · « **Reply #20 on:** 04, December, 2007, 12:14:26 AM »

Quote (troutslayer @ Dec. 03 2007,23:16)

and i cant cook fer shite

Wot d'ya think ready meals and takeaways were invented for

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Grandma · « **Reply #21 on:** 04, December, 2007, 07:29:55 AM »

Quote (The Yeti @ Dec. 04 2007,00:14)

Quote (troutslayer @ Dec. 03 2007,23:16)

and i cant cook fer shite

Wot d'ya think ready meals and takeaways were invented for

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No.....Mothers
I am beginning to think my little Treasure will never fly the nest, not in my time anyway, I now have the complete package, girlfriend and baby due on 2nd July, though if it takes after me, it will be late!

':rock:'

Stu · « **Reply #22 on:** 04, December, 2007, 08:55:20 AM »

No No No, you have to find a Girlfriend that...

a) Says she can't cook, only to find out that she is a dab hand at it.
b) Always picks up her pants from the bedroom floor.
c) Has magic powers that cause all your dirty washing to end up clean and back in your cupboard.
d) She has a Sister for me...

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trouty · « **Reply #23 on:** 04, December, 2007, 10:36:46 AM »

Quote (Stu @ Dec. 04 2007,08:55)

No No No, you have to find a Girlfriend that...

a) Says she can't cook, only to find out that she is a dab hand at it.
b) Always picks up her pants from the bedroom floor.
c) Has magic powers that cause all your dirty washing to end up clean and back in your cupboard.
d) She has a Sister for me...

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if i can find all that, then i'll keep the sister as well

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #24 on:** 04, December, 2007, 05:29:05 PM »

Quote (Stu @ Dec. 04 2007,08:55)

No No No, you have to find a Girlfriend that...

a) Says she can't cook, only to find out that she is a dab hand at it.
b) Always picks up her pants from the bedroom floor.
c) Has magic powers that cause all your dirty washing to end up clean and back in your cupboard.
d) She has a Sister for me...

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I'll get my coat...

If I can find it under all this washing of yours

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