Author Topic: Random thoughts (Read 2387 times)

naughty lee · « **on:** 10, October, 2007, 09:37:14 PM »

during periods of inactivity (or whilst on the loo)
i often ponder over bizzar subjects.

how come women moan about you constantly chasing them for sex but when you finally get your wicked way they tell you what a great idea it was and how nice it was?

why do car manufacturers make things out of rubber and other perishable stuff when they could just make it out of stainless steel?

anyone else have these type of random thoughts?

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #1 on:** 10, October, 2007, 09:41:04 PM »

i tend not to share my memories while on the loo ':p'

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #2 on:** 10, October, 2007, 10:19:34 PM »

why do lorries try and overtake each other at the same speed, and often whilst going up hill, thus causing maximum traffic mither?

Also why do dogs love to stick their heads out of car windows (not that they don't look DAMN cute when they do it lol )?

Trisckie · « **Reply #3 on:** 10, October, 2007, 10:28:01 PM »

Why do you always notice there is no paper on the toilet roll after you have started ':crazy'

TallGuy · « **Reply #4 on:** 10, October, 2007, 11:04:32 PM »

On the same vein, when sharing a house with two women, why did I always find a new roll sitting on top of the holder with the empty roll still in it? ':rock:'

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #5 on:** 10, October, 2007, 11:13:21 PM »

Quote (TallGuy @ Oct. 10 2007,23:04)

On the same vein, when sharing a house with two women, why did I always find a new roll sitting on top of the holder with the empty roll still in it? ':rock:'

waves tshirt, and empty Plugs & Pads wrappings, urg, tal;k about leaving things at ur arse...

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #6 on:** 10, October, 2007, 11:15:25 PM »

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ Oct. 10 2007,22:19)

why do lorries try and overtake each other at the same speed, and often whilst going up hill, thus causing maximum traffic

Ditto Trig, This is one of my fav grumbles, among many

'>

naughty lee · « **Reply #7 on:** 11, October, 2007, 04:14:24 AM »

before sliced bread was invented..what was the best thing?

everyone repairs and maintains bikes on a weekend (then breaks bits by being overkeen) yet none of the bike shops open the spares department on a weekend, thus leaving us with fecked bikes for monday morning.

how come no matter what i want from B+Q its allways out of stock when i get there?

'>

are bikes pre programmed by the manufacturers to hit reserve the moment you pass a service station on the motorway?

Burger · « **Reply #8 on:** 11, October, 2007, 11:43:25 AM »

Why buy a dog when you can piss on the carpet ysen?

Why do you have to break up womans pants with a hammer before washing them?

Why have a mobile phone for just in case when you can stand in the phone box "just in case" as easily?

Why dont the police force go private?

Why are all tube operators lazy scum bags who strike?

Who are the royal mail and why are they moaning again?

Why go to another country and only insist in living in a mini version of the one you left in but wihtout the public beheadings?

Why do cocknies always insist on drinking in the Red Lion when on holiday?

Why does the thought of an old asian lady behind the wheel of micra or a datsun sunny strike more fear into us than death itself?

Why do bones break so easily?

Why do the NHS keep employing right timmies to work reception at 2am on a Friday night?

Why do doctors need an interpreter?

The list goes on

Burger · « **Reply #9 on:** 11, October, 2007, 11:51:48 AM »

Why do you as a human help people out and when they say thanks you say "arrrgh, its ok, I know you would do it for me" then it turns out they fukin wouldnt?

Why do people drop off the face of the earth when you need em?

Why do you make the same mistakes over and over again even knowing there gonna land you in trouble?

Why are all civil servants a drain on the economy?

Why does PVC squeek more than leather?

Why does fluid on the brain make you act like a mad man?

Why are sleeping pills so bloody good?

Why does Radio one employ Sarah Cox?

When is Stephen King gonna bring a novel book out?

Why do thugs choose Lonsdales, burburry and Timberland? Does blood wash out of it easier than other makes?

MATTP · « **Reply #10 on:** 11, October, 2007, 12:42:58 PM »

'Why are all civil servants a drain on the economy?'
Because people do not know how to act towards others without them!

Why do people lack the understanding of the achievement of the merit over the merit when making a comment?

Burger · « **Reply #11 on:** 11, October, 2007, 01:18:22 PM »

Quote (MATTP @ Oct. 11 2007,12:42)

'Why are all civil servants a drain on the economy?'
Because people do not know how to act towards others without them!

Why do people lack the understanding of the achievement of the merit over the merit when making a comment?

Hurm, Last civil servant I heard on the TV thought it was a good idea to ban white men from sitting the black cab test, I think I understood the merit in that.

Or from experience "here is the report on how we can make police stations better for our officers"

"Thanks richard, could you file it in that cupboard over there?"

"What that Bin?"

"Yea, may aswell put it in there cos there where the powers that be will put it, but thanks for spending 3 weeks and about £5000 of tax payers money on it, it looks good on paper"

MATTP · « **Reply #12 on:** 11, October, 2007, 01:47:51 PM »

Must be the pain killers making it hard to read the facts from the Daily Mail BULLSHIT!!!

Fact is that women and ethnic minority men (underrepresented people in the Black Cab industry) will be given additional help to complete the Knowledge. I don’t agree with anyone getting a free hand based on colour or sex as it underminds the hard work of all people who complete this test. But at the same time having a Sun reading Daily Mail ranting load of shit should go in the same place as the report you talk about in the 2nd half of your post!

'>

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #13 on:** 11, October, 2007, 06:48:03 PM »

Why can I never find socks that match? (actually I know the answer to that one....)
Why do I drink so much vending machine coffee at work knowing that it makes me feel bilious?
WHy haven't I got any gin? (actually I know the answer to that one too lol)

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #14 on:** 11, October, 2007, 06:53:40 PM »

Quote (MATTP @ Oct. 11 2007,13:47)

Must be the pain killers making it hard to read the facts from the Daily Mail BULLSHIT!!!

Fact is that women and ethnic minority men (underrepresented people in the Black Cab industry) will be given additional help to complete the Knowledge. I don’t agree with anyone getting a free hand based on colour or sex as it underminds the hard work of all people who complete this test. But at the same time having a Sun reading Daily Mail ranting load of shit should go in the same place as the report you talk about in the 2nd half of your post!

'>

Think how Spider feels

'>

MOD · « **Reply #15 on:** 11, October, 2007, 07:11:56 PM »

You can lead a horse to water...but a pencil must always be lead?

scorps · « **Reply #16 on:** 11, October, 2007, 07:27:24 PM »

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

why did the chicken cross the road

why am i posting this shit?

naughty lee · « **Reply #17 on:** 11, October, 2007, 08:59:29 PM »

why do women insist on moving things around the house to "somewhere safe" so soafe in fact, that they cant remember where it is?

ifizzy · « **Reply #18 on:** 11, October, 2007, 09:30:52 PM »

Why do people get the wrong end of the stick?...........is there a correct end?

Why is the most ingenius, and adaptable male species on the planet, so fucking stupid when it comes to women?

Who the hell invented Haggis?

If gravity exists why do clouds not fall on our heads at 120mph?

':rock:'

TallGuy · « **Reply #19 on:** 11, October, 2007, 09:42:02 PM »

If every cloud has a silver lining why don't planes crash when they fly through them?

Why is the answer to "does my bum look big in this" not "no more than those other ridiculously tight jeans you try and cram yourself into." ?

If 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything then what is 73 the answer to?

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #20 on:** 11, October, 2007, 09:44:49 PM »

Quote (TallGuy @ Oct. 11 2007,21:42)

If 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything then what is 73 the answer to?

What was the year before I was born?

'>

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #21 on:** 11, October, 2007, 09:49:25 PM »

Also, why do men stick their tongue out when they are painting?

naughty lee · « **Reply #22 on:** 11, October, 2007, 10:01:09 PM »

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ Oct. 11 2007,21:49)

Also, why do men stick their tongue out when they are painting?

erm, i think it keeps us balanced ':rock:'

naughty lee · « **Reply #23 on:** 11, October, 2007, 10:02:30 PM »

who decided that orange flavoured jam should be called marmalade?

how come you never see baby pigeons?

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #24 on:** 11, October, 2007, 10:03:04 PM »

I thought the love of Mrs Naughty kept you balanced.... or is that unbalanced? ':p'

News:

Online Rider

Online Chat

Events

Author Topic: Random thoughts (Read 2387 times)

Burger

Burger

Burger