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Offline eezyrida

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Smoking while driving
« Reply #50 on: 30, September, 2007, 12:10:06 PM »
Quote (troutslayer @ Sep. 30 2007,10:12)
oh i know all about THAT one... smashed femur several years physio etc etc...

'<img'>  '<img'>  '<img'> bloody hell that sounds nasty. I still owe you a pack of jaffa cakes, btw.

I've been lucky with back cabs, always found them to be observant etc. I find they often drive with their window open and rev my engine just a little bit to make sure they know I'm there. Bus drivers and drivers of chelsea tractors are the ones I have the most problems with
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Offline john

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« Reply #51 on: 01, October, 2007, 12:09:47 AM »
I like to get out my copy of "Motorcycle Roadcraft" when I have trouble getting to sleep at night, it's like a big mug of warm Horlicks in book form...

':sleeping' ':sleeping' ':sleeping'

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« Reply #52 on: 04, October, 2007, 03:54:25 PM »
ah, good news then.. i can still flip my helmet open and smoke whilst filtering  '<img'>  '<img'>
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Smoking while driving
« Reply #53 on: 04, October, 2007, 10:56:36 PM »
Just drive an automatic I find it much better you can text, smoke, drive and apply lippy all at the same time....sorted '<img'>

Offline scorps

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« Reply #54 on: 04, October, 2007, 11:00:04 PM »
yeh its always good to have a laptop on the passenger seat as well so you can watch a film




there'dbe more environment left to care for if the f*cking vegetarians would stop eating it

Offline Trisckie

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« Reply #55 on: 05, October, 2007, 12:20:24 AM »
Quote (HellsBells @ Oct. 04 2007,22:56)
Just drive an automatic I find it much better you can text, smoke, drive and apply lippy all at the same time....sorted '<img'>

See women can multi task just look at what HB can do   '<img'>

Offline Ghost

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Smoking while driving
« Reply #56 on: 05, October, 2007, 09:40:35 AM »
The ash tray is full on my bike, anybody know how to emptie it ?  ':devil'

Offline The old man

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Smoking while driving
« Reply #57 on: 05, October, 2007, 04:06:26 PM »
Ghost. I find the easiest way to empty the bike ashtray is to 'Wheelie' however, make sure you dont do it whilst smoking or masturbating!!! (Just me then)?, as this would be deemed 'not in control of your bike'.

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Offline slim

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« Reply #58 on: 06, October, 2007, 09:10:42 PM »
Don't sweat it guys. The Met haven't even bothered to send this "New" amendment out!

It's an excuse for the Rats to give you a tug, but doubt we'll see many prosecutions. It's basically the same law that restricts you easting a choc bar / drinking coffee / scratching your n&ts..... When was the last time you heard of a prosecution without other mitigating circumstances?

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« Reply #59 on: 06, October, 2007, 09:37:05 PM »
jeez, if its against the law to scratch your nuts whilst driving that would make me public enemy number one... '<img'>

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« Reply #60 on: 11, October, 2007, 10:59:34 AM »
You have to respect your mother and father who have been able to do all of the above for post 30 years without a problem. Says a lot about the wankers writing the laws for us today!!!
Hope you are making jokes and have a smile on your face my Danish diplomatic friend. Long may your memory live!
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