Author Topic: Whats friday without smut? (Read 1520 times)

riz K5 · « **on:** 27, July, 2007, 10:45:17 AM »

What happened to all the smut mongrels?

I always knew it was Fridays when the smut comes to town.

Bring it back I tell ya. ':lurve:'

riz K5 · « **Reply #1 on:** 27, July, 2007, 11:32:11 AM »

What you lot all still asleep or don’t realise its Friday or something?

Or perhaps your having a bit of how’s ya father? ':rock:'

SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SUMT

« **Reply #2 on:** 27, July, 2007, 11:35:22 AM »

Bahhhhhh

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riz K5 · « **Reply #3 on:** 27, July, 2007, 11:39:32 AM »

Just because your not getting your leg over.

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« **Reply #4 on:** 27, July, 2007, 11:43:47 AM »

Quote (riz K5 @ July 27 2007,11:39)

Just because your not getting your leg over.

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'> That's the best thing i ever heard in my life, think i got my leg over once too many ':p'

Ps:Its a boy

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CaptMoto · « **Reply #5 on:** 27, July, 2007, 11:48:40 AM »

I suggest we let TallGirl start the smut fest, she usually has a good lead...

riz K5 · « **Reply #6 on:** 27, July, 2007, 11:51:25 AM »

You just want TG to get that lead around your neck don’t ya.

Kinky bas*ard ':p'

riz K5 · « **Reply #7 on:** 27, July, 2007, 12:28:13 PM »

TG where are you? we need smut I tell ya, SMUT...

tallgirl · « **Reply #8 on:** 27, July, 2007, 12:37:40 PM »

I'm here and what sort of smut are you after then.

Kinky rubber
Whips
Plain old dirty talk
Come on boys give me somethign to work with will you are all your willies to small at the moment from over use!

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riz K5 · « **Reply #9 on:** 27, July, 2007, 12:57:38 PM »

Now were talking (or posting)

She’s here! TG’s in the building, with Whips, rubber, and anything else you’ve got to throw at us. We’ll take it all! ':devil'

Over use willies? Small? Both of these phrases don’t ring any bells this end! Cant comment for anyone else.

Come on boys you wanted it, don’t let her scare you off too soon. Get in there! ':p'

tallgirl · « **Reply #10 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:05:51 PM »

"She’s here! TG’s in the building, with Whips, rubber, and anything else you’ve got to throw at us."

I never throw things they might miss I like to make sure I am up close and personal when I am punishing the naughty boys tee hee.... ':lurve:'

CaptMoto · « **Reply #11 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:11:24 PM »

Well TallGirl I am an old fashion man, hot dog and a shake kind of person, nothing fancy. I like clean, shaven (ooeerrr) proper stuff, nothing kinky, rubbery or battery operated and I guarantee hours of fun, or your money back!

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tallgirl · « **Reply #12 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:34:31 PM »

Bettery operated is always best, no mess to clear up afterwards, as for shaven well I am not sure I like it in a man but deffinately in a woman...... ':devil'

Theres nothing kinky about rubber it looks amazing on the right people

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riz K5 · « **Reply #13 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:34:34 PM »

Quote (CaptMoto @ July 27 2007,13:11)

I guarantee hours of fun, or your money back!

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I’d ask for a refund if I were you.. lol

Sorry I'm back now, just had lunch. I think you’ve frightened everyone off TG.

Just me and you now then.. Now where’s that whip and whipped-cream. ':lurve:'

man i love the smut.

riz K5 · « **Reply #14 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:36:28 PM »

Quote (tallgirl @ July 27 2007,13:34)

Theres nothing kinky about rubber it looks amazing on the right people

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Just a bit of a nuisance getting it off! Talc helps.

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piercedprincess · « **Reply #15 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:37:32 PM »

I dont like the smell of rubber - PVC is my favorite!!!

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tallgirl · « **Reply #16 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:38:32 PM »

Yeh but you have to put the talc on before you put the rubber on. Ask Tino what a mess I made off his toilets when we did the photo shoot.

Whipped cream and waffles mmmmm.......

riz K5 · « **Reply #17 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:49:25 PM »

Sod the waffles.

Whipped cream and naked bodies does it for me. ':p'

Yah baby yah

CaptMoto · « **Reply #18 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:52:10 PM »

Quote (riz K5 @ July 27 2007,13:34)

Quote (CaptMoto @ July 27 2007,13:11)

I guarantee hours of fun, or your money back!

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I’d ask for a refund if I were you.. lol

Well you are safe Lee, I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole, (ok, ok, dingy paddle in your case, haha) and tallgirl I did mean shaven women not men, ouch!!

Still not keen on the rubber/pvc stuff, takes to goddamn long to take off.

'> but yeah bring on the cream, chocolate sauce, maple syrup, ketchup, pickles, whatever, a man can't go hungry, can he?

tallgirl · « **Reply #19 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:53:46 PM »

Looks like we scared Captmoto off....(oh no hes back quick hide) come on you lot and PP I know you can do better than that.

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Sorry about the waffles just bought a waffle maker and keep thinking of them.

Food related sex mmmm can very some very good fun. ':devil'

We know Westie likes to cook naked (we have seen the pictures) but what other naughty things can you tell us PP.

tallgirl · « **Reply #20 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:55:25 PM »

"Still not keen on the rubber/pvc stuff, takes to goddamn long to take off."

You have not seen the right stuff some of it has easy access so no having to bother taking it off... ':devil'

CaptMoto · « **Reply #21 on:** 27, July, 2007, 01:58:24 PM »

Quote (tallgirl @ July 27 2007,13:55)

"Still not keen on the rubber/pvc stuff, takes to goddamn long to take off."

You have not seen the right stuff some of it has easy access so no having to bother taking it off... ':devil'

Now you're talking tallgirl, got any pic to show me exhibit A?

CaptMoto · « **Reply #22 on:** 27, July, 2007, 02:02:11 PM »

still.... wouldn't that be a bit sweathy?

tallgirl · « **Reply #23 on:** 27, July, 2007, 02:04:10 PM »

Makes it all the more slippery when wet..... ':devil'

piercedprincess · « **Reply #24 on:** 27, July, 2007, 02:10:03 PM »

Quote (tallgirl @ July 27 2007,13:53)

Food related sex mmmm can very some very good fun. ':devil'

We know Westie likes to cook naked (we have seen the pictures) but what other naughty things can you tell us PP.

Have you ever tried the "Guess the vegetable" game???

I'll leave you to imagine how to play it??? Clue is: woman is blindfolded!!!

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Author Topic: Whats friday without smut? (Read 1520 times)