Author Topic: To make me younger (Read 1025 times)

andyblade · « **on:** 18, July, 2007, 06:43:18 PM »

so when i was younger, i decided i had to do a few things in my life that would make me feel like ive achieved something, just normal stuff like learn a second language (well i havnt done it properly yet but i can swear in numerous languages), learn a musical instrument (again in halfway there with that one)
well ive noticed that as i have got older i have matured very very slightly, and everytime i notice my maturity poking through i do something stupid to bring me back to the mental age i am most happy with, lol
so ive composed a list to help myself stay merry in mind

1) make a kid cry by chasing him with a poo stick
2) go cow tipping (they managed to stop me last weekend, lets see em try again)
3) beat my current personal record for getting round trafalgar square on roller skates at rush hour (the record isnt in speed, its in how many cars hit you)
4) go streaking without the police getting involved fior once

so whats on your list then

TallGuy · « **Reply #1 on:** 18, July, 2007, 07:28:06 PM »

According to your mental age, have you left school yet?

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #2 on:** 18, July, 2007, 07:30:37 PM »

Thats No 5) To go to School at some point ':p'

Aceman · « **Reply #3 on:** 18, July, 2007, 08:05:02 PM »

I want to jump out of a Ford RS2000 at 20mph, go into a roll whilst cocking a Browning 9mm, and end up in the prone kneeling position then double-tab the bad guys. I must keeping practicing until I can do it without messing up my hair though.

Bodie 37, signing out!

andyblade · « **Reply #4 on:** 18, July, 2007, 09:29:24 PM »

Quote (TallGuy @ July 18 2007,19:28)

According to your mental age, have you left school yet?

so what is this "school" you speak of ?

i must investigate

scorps · « **Reply #5 on:** 19, July, 2007, 01:55:43 AM »

Quote (Aceman @ July 18 2007,20:05)

I want to jump out of a Ford RS2000 at 20mph, go into a roll whilst cocking a Browning 9mm, and end up in the prone kneeling position then double-tab the bad guys. I must keeping practicing until I can do it without messing up my hair though.

Bodie 37, signing out!

i do worry bout you sometimes aceman

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Stu · « **Reply #6 on:** 19, July, 2007, 08:59:04 AM »

The thought of being sensible for more than 5 minutes, scares me to death

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MATTP · « **Reply #7 on:** 19, July, 2007, 01:16:29 PM »

I've always wanted to jump a car over another car

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #8 on:** 19, July, 2007, 05:46:06 PM »

Quote (Stu @ July 19 2007,08:59)

The thought of being sensible for more than 5 minutes, scares me to death

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You don't need a comma after 'minutes', unless you are being lazy and using it to replace the word 'it'. In which case you really should have a full stop after 'minutes' and start your next sentence with 'It'.

I would love to stop being such a pedant about the English language but my GOD it makes me feel smug.

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I won't be able to die happy until I shoot dead whomever is responsible for Big Brother. I resent so much the effort involved in having to use the off button to get rid of it from my screen.

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StrumminRonin · « **Reply #9 on:** 19, July, 2007, 08:55:03 PM »

Quote (andyblade @ July 18 2007,18:43)

so whats on your list then

1. Forever learning the electric guitar.
2. Make the effort to feel extra delighted when I have access to stickers.

Aceman · « **Reply #10 on:** 19, July, 2007, 10:56:44 PM »

Quote (scorps @ July 19 2007,01:55)

Quote (Aceman @ July 18 2007,20:05)

I want to jump out of a Ford RS2000 at 20mph, go into a roll whilst cocking a Browning 9mm, and end up in the prone kneeling position then double-tab the bad guys. I must keeping practicing until I can do it without messing up my hair though.

Bodie 37, signing out!

i do worry bout you sometimes aceman

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Heck even I worry about me.

Capital A for Aceman please Scorps. While you're at it, give yourself a capital I too. Have a nice day!

Stu · « **Reply #11 on:** 20, July, 2007, 08:47:02 AM »

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ July 19 2007,17:46)

Quote (Stu @ July 19 2007,08:59)

The thought of being sensible for more than 5 minutes, scares me to death

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You don't need a comma after 'minutes', unless you are being lazy and using it to replace the word 'it'. In which case you really should have a full stop after 'minutes' and start your next sentence with 'It'.

I would love to stop being such a pedant about the English language but my GOD it makes me feel smug.

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I won't be able to die happy until I shoot dead whomever is responsible for Big Brother. I resent so much the effort involved in having to use the off button to get rid of it from my screen.

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Yes miss, won't put Comma's in The wrong Place, Miss, do you Get upset by Capital letters all over the place? And sentences starting with "and" lol

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Taxi!!

trouty · « **Reply #12 on:** 20, July, 2007, 08:53:04 AM »

1: eat a hot dog sausage whole, and poo it out whole as well.
2: hmmm... really, the racing makes me feel much younger than i am. I realise that i'm now in my *ahem* early 30's *ahem* and should really stop launching myself across tarmac, but hey! besides... at the end of every season i keep saying thats it, no more, only to start making plans for the following season again!
3: see 2. if i DO quit, then the RedBull Air Race is calling. So i'll need to learn to fly

Spill · « **Reply #13 on:** 20, July, 2007, 12:16:22 PM »

Quote (Stu @ July 20 2007,08:47)

Comma's

I hate misuse of apostrophes as well.

Spill · « **Reply #14 on:** 20, July, 2007, 12:17:29 PM »

Quote (MATTP @ July 19 2007,13:16)

Or drive one of those bigfoot trucks over a "fake" police car ':p'

or a real one

Spill · « **Reply #15 on:** 20, July, 2007, 12:20:37 PM »

Quote (andyblade @ July 18 2007,18:43)

1) make a kid cry by chasing him with a poo stick
2) go cow tipping (they managed to stop me last weekend, lets see em try again)
3) beat my current personal record for getting round trafalgar square on roller skates at rush hour (the record isnt in speed, its in how many cars hit you)
4) go streaking without the police getting involved fior once

1) Child abuse
2) Animal abuse
3) Traffic abuse/self abuse if they hit you
4) Humanity abuse

Quite an abusive person, really.

MATTP · « **Reply #16 on:** 20, July, 2007, 12:48:57 PM »

Quote (Spill @ July 20 2007,12:17)

Quote (MATTP @ July 19 2007,13:16)

Or drive one of those bigfoot trucks over a "fake" police car ':p'

or a real one

I would never want to drive it over a real panda ':p'

What would the WWF say about that?

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HellsBells · « **Reply #17 on:** 20, July, 2007, 12:57:18 PM »

Kept young on here with all the english teachers correcting peoples spelling and grammer.

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #18 on:** 20, July, 2007, 12:59:47 PM »

grammar

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HellsBells · « **Reply #19 on:** 20, July, 2007, 01:53:43 PM »

see!

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bugger knew I should have googled it!!!

MATTP · « **Reply #20 on:** 20, July, 2007, 01:58:38 PM »

Is it strange that the people wanting to correct the grammar all work in the same line of work?

I spell like some people on this site ride.....I'll get my coat ':p'

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #21 on:** 20, July, 2007, 02:19:48 PM »

Quote (HellsBells @ July 20 2007,13:53)

see!

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bugger knew I should have googled it!!!

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I bore myself with this pedantry sometimes.....

trouty · « **Reply #22 on:** 20, July, 2007, 02:45:13 PM »

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ July 20 2007,14:19)

I bore myself

THAT would be worth seeing

peckhamrose · « **Reply #23 on:** 20, July, 2007, 03:25:57 PM »

1) Wanna ride across USA on a motorcycle having done it in a car. Heyyyy bought the tickets already!!!!

2) Wanna ride my motorcycle till I die, preferably as an old healthy happy lady who kids love but their parents hate (that happens now already and I ain't old yet!

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3) Wanna try and be happier about the things I know I can't change.

4) Wanna try and find work I can do at home as a self employed person so I don't have to answer to no-one but myself. (And then See 3! )

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #24 on:** 20, July, 2007, 03:57:16 PM »

Quote (troutslayer @ July 20 2007,14:45)

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ July 20 2007,14:19)

I bore myself

THAT would be worth seeing

The inside of your head must be a very peculiar place Darren.....

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