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Offline naughty lee

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« on: 25, February, 2007, 09:19:18 AM »
For most people there are things that they are either scared of or they just hate.
For me its clowns...they just arnt funny, when I see one I have to be dragged away before I kill one of the big red nosed b astards. Its kinda worrying in case I ever go for a burger and bump into Ronald Mcfcuking Donald.
Since i saw stephen king's "IT" things have become worse.
Clowns are just fcuking properly evil. Big red noses, little black hearts.

....and those fcuking clownshoes are just ridiculous  
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« Reply #1 on: 25, February, 2007, 09:23:55 AM »
Uncontrolled fire
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« Reply #2 on: 25, February, 2007, 09:39:35 AM »
tell us more trig  ':oo'
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« Reply #3 on: 25, February, 2007, 09:47:08 AM »
no i'm too scared
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« Reply #4 on: 25, February, 2007, 09:48:26 AM »
Daddy-long-legs

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« Reply #5 on: 25, February, 2007, 09:50:24 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: 25, February, 2007, 10:00:52 AM »
Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ Feb. 25 2007,09:47)
no i'm too scared

just tell me woman, otherwise i'll have to burn you  '<img'>
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« Reply #7 on: 25, February, 2007, 10:28:30 AM »
Oh my aching sides.....

When i was tiny my sister (whom I might point out I've never really liked) made me sit through Towering Inferno or some other such bobbins, and subsequently all my life I've been petrified of fire starting somewhere in my house. When I was small I had every possible escape route planned out and the smallest rustling of a carrier bag or crackling of anything was a fire starting somewhere in the house.

I'm not quite that bad any more, but I do own a fire extinguisher which is kept in the bedroom, all my windows are escape windows and I never ever ever smoke in the house.
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« Reply #8 on: 25, February, 2007, 10:32:35 AM »
I think technically you could file a law suit against your sister..
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« Reply #9 on: 25, February, 2007, 10:34:42 AM »
I think technically I've killed her and buried her under the patio. No point in suing her she int worth owt
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« Reply #10 on: 25, February, 2007, 10:43:36 AM »
i think though, that with time we, the TLB's will help you to forget your fire phobia  '<img'>
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Offline Terry

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« Reply #11 on: 25, February, 2007, 10:43:49 AM »
Any creepy crawlies I hate em even small spiders.

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« Reply #12 on: 25, February, 2007, 10:51:27 AM »
Moths are another thing. I can't be in the same room as a moth
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« Reply #13 on: 25, February, 2007, 10:54:19 AM »
set them alight trig get to grips with 2 phobias at the same time




there'dbe more environment left to care for if the f*cking vegetarians would stop eating it

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« Reply #14 on: 25, February, 2007, 11:12:00 AM »
Quote (scorps @ Feb. 25 2007,10:54)
set them alight trig get to grips with 2 phobias at the same time

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« Reply #15 on: 25, February, 2007, 01:03:10 PM »
a vrey strange one for me, not so much a phobia, but more of a dislike caused by a nevous discomfort,

eating a family meal, with a family in thier own house

i know it sounds stupid but something about it just gets to me, and usually end up either being really quiet and not myself, or compensating by telling lots of crap jokes,
think a lot of it comes from when i was a kid, and not really having the "nuclear family" style sunday meal,
although the strange thing is when i do get to know a family well enough to feel comfortable in this situation, i love it and really enjoy the coseynes of a proper family meal
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« Reply #16 on: 25, February, 2007, 01:32:10 PM »
I know what you mean Andy I have a phobia about doing things in other peoples houses, that I can only do at home.........

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« Reply #17 on: 25, February, 2007, 04:04:08 PM »
Tight R/H Bends. Always make me think harder. Lost my GT750 Kettle, flat out in third when the frayed throttle cables jammed. Lost it big style..S'Funny cos i like roundabouts.

Will it ever go away?.
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« Reply #18 on: 25, February, 2007, 04:13:18 PM »
No Phobia's - but touching rusted metal or frosted glass gives me the shivers. In fact, thinking about touching it does as well - I'm shivering now!

It's been a real pain in the arse - considering some of the lumps of junk I've ridden over the years!

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« Reply #19 on: 25, February, 2007, 05:14:20 PM »
spiders and clowns.

oh, and me and tt have an uncontrollable fear of midgets.

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« Reply #20 on: 26, February, 2007, 10:47:09 AM »
Being on tall buildings, its not heights, its just buildings as I have jumped out of planes and have abseiled down cliffs no problems!

Oh and small spaces, so cant do lifts especially if i was going up a tall building!

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« Reply #21 on: 26, February, 2007, 12:29:07 PM »
I don't mind spiders I just hate cobwebs when I accidentaly walk into one it freaks me out.

The only other phobia is hieghts I hate them. Most of the time in Morroco I had to close me eyes when we were in the mountains, could be a bit of a problem as eventually I want to do South America on a bike...It will either kill or cure me so I am going to do it one day.  ':upside'
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« Reply #22 on: 26, February, 2007, 01:39:16 PM »
this is a strange one, just put my fixed front wheel on, but cant help thinking whether iv did it right...

I havnt riden it yet but i just know i will be worried...

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« Reply #23 on: 26, February, 2007, 01:44:19 PM »
Yeah know what you mean - I have a bit of that from my mum, you know checking the iron's switched off (even though I don't own one). Mine is my phone - I have to check a million times I have it even though I can remember putting it in my pocket
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« Reply #24 on: 26, February, 2007, 01:44:48 PM »
Actually coming to think about it I'm a bit of a mess really '<img'>
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