Author Topic: Woman speak (Read 2876 times)

Weaver · « **Reply #50 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:25:54 AM »

It's not yours!

Weaver · « **Reply #51 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:26:42 AM »

Meet my folks?

Weaver · « **Reply #52 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:28:02 AM »

Fred's (or John's or Bert's or Pedro's etc etc) was bigger!

Weaver · « **Reply #53 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:29:12 AM »

Quote (HellsBells @ Feb. 25 2007,07:52)

Can I come?

Hehehehehe with both meanings of course!

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #54 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:32:20 AM »

No, that would be 'What about me?'

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #55 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:32:49 AM »

Oh hello Dad...

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #56 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:33:36 AM »

What's that smell?

Burger · « **Reply #57 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:41:58 AM »

I like you, your easy to talk to.

Burger · « **Reply #58 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:42:47 AM »

Dont worry, its not poo, its wee, I just struggled to get these tight jeans off

scorps · « **Reply #59 on:** 25, February, 2007, 10:55:15 AM »

Burger cant count

Weaver · « **Reply #60 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:01:00 AM »

Quote (scorps @ Feb. 25 2007,10:55)

Burger cant count

You beat me to it!!!!!!

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Weaver · « **Reply #61 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:02:47 AM »

My period's late.

Who are you?

I prefer diamonds.

STEM-VFR · « **Reply #62 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:30:00 AM »

watcha mean 'goal!'

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #63 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:31:34 AM »

explain 'offside' again?

naughty lee · « **Reply #64 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:32:07 AM »

honey i'm home!

Stu · « **Reply #65 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:34:07 AM »

Wheres my ring!

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #66 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:34:25 AM »

Dinner's not ready

TallGuy · « **Reply #67 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:35:10 AM »

Do we have to do it every week.

If you weren't rich do you think I'd be with you?

My father is being released tomorrow, he didn't mean to hurt my ex quite so bad.

Didn't I mention I had kids.

scorps · « **Reply #68 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:35:25 AM »

you spent what?

Stu · « **Reply #69 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:35:31 AM »

Start the dinner!

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #70 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:35:53 AM »

Quote (Stu @ Feb. 25 2007,11:34)

Wheres my ring!

Sod off skinflint

scorps · « **Reply #71 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:35:58 AM »

tallguy cant count

Stu · « **Reply #72 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:41:09 AM »

Whats up now?

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #73 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:42:12 AM »

oh it's nothing

scorps · « **Reply #74 on:** 25, February, 2007, 11:44:29 AM »

Words Women Use
FINE
this is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
this is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

NOTHING
this means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine.

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
this is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
this means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes” when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGH
Again, its not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay,” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a
raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
this is not a statement it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS
a woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome?

THANKS A LOT
this is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

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Author Topic: Woman speak (Read 2876 times)

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