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« Reply #50 on: 13, February, 2007, 10:41:50 PM »
Scarlett: Great balls of fire! HICCUP! It's Rhett!

Rhett Butler: What a woman.
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« Reply #51 on: 14, February, 2007, 08:41:00 AM »
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Quote (HellsBells @ Feb. 13 2007,22:31)
Scarlett: [pleads with Rhett as he is about to leave to join the Confederate Army] Oh, Rhett! Please, don't go! You can't leave me! Please! I'll never forgive you! '<img'>

responce - shut up bitch  ':p'  '<img'>  '<img'>

Riz: Shut up Bitch

Potential shag: er.... thanks but no thanks


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« Reply #52 on: 14, February, 2007, 09:20:17 AM »
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« Reply #53 on: 14, February, 2007, 03:51:36 PM »
Quote (HellsBells @ Feb. 13 2007,19:58)
I love wearing my corrsett except when Scorps pulls it too tight like at PP and Westies engagement party

and I thought you was just pleased to see us...   ':p'

did look good though,   Scorps did the boys pay you for that...   '<img'>    '<img'>
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« Reply #54 on: 14, February, 2007, 06:54:21 PM »
thing is, not all blokes like the same thing.
i find women who are 5 foot ish and lean (that look like they can run fast) smallish bust and a tight arrse really sexy,

but at the same time there is something special about women who are taller than me..with long legs..

Im not big into blondes..generally but recently ive been taking a second look at a lot of redheads...

8,10,12,14, and maybe 16s at a push are all sexy, but go either side and your either trying too hard or not at all..

I like nice straight clean teeth... Big eyes are also very sexy.
getting back to these zero biitches though. If they are that skinny they obviously dont like food, so its unlikely that they are any good in the kitchen, which ultimately means i have absolutely zero interest in them...the way to this mans heart is through his stomach '<img'>
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« Reply #55 on: 14, February, 2007, 08:04:35 PM »
Quote (Westie @ Feb. 14 2007,15:51)
Scorps did the boys pay you for that...   '<img'>    '<img'>

nah, we just sat back and admired from a safe distance
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« Reply #56 on: 14, February, 2007, 08:13:05 PM »
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« Reply #57 on: 14, February, 2007, 08:16:13 PM »
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Scarlett: [pleads with Rhett as he is about to leave to join the Confederate Army] Oh, Rhett! Please, don't go! You can't leave me! Please! I'll never forgive you! '<img'>

"Because if you go who the hell is gonna get me out of this damm corset?"    '<img'>  '<img'>
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« Reply #58 on: 15, February, 2007, 09:34:12 AM »
I must admit it's weird going out with a girl who won't even eat properly when you take her out to dinner. Becca eats like a horse, fortunately.
I've been out with girls though, when you're sitting there in a restaurant and they're not really bothered. Where are you supposed to take them before you shag their brains out if they don't like eating?
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« Reply #59 on: 15, February, 2007, 10:05:10 AM »
My mothers?
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« Reply #60 on: 15, February, 2007, 10:11:26 AM »
The cinema and then you don't have to speak to them either ':p'
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« Reply #61 on: 16, February, 2007, 01:22:47 AM »
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My mothers?

do you know if you took up writing scripts for uk comedians we would be cheering you as winner of the comic writer award at least ten years on the trot...



can you please post some of your risk assessments written when you are pissed off / bored etc on here please... c
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« Reply #62 on: 16, February, 2007, 09:17:35 AM »
I did try one of those once but all the control measures were 'Masturbation'. Oh fuckit I'm even talking in comedy one-liners now. '<img'>
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« Reply #63 on: 16, February, 2007, 11:29:16 AM »
ha ha! you kill me annie  '<img'>
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« Reply #64 on: 16, February, 2007, 03:04:35 PM »
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« Reply #65 on: 16, February, 2007, 06:49:27 PM »
Harsh '<img'>
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« Reply #66 on: 16, February, 2007, 07:06:00 PM »
Man, You should have seen the Smokers corner at the Met police, Was awesome when Me and Annie were there, She kept giving me Ammo '<img'> Loved it!
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« Reply #67 on: 18, February, 2007, 05:50:00 PM »
As far as what men and women like in another women...well variety is the spice of life, what ever floats your boat. Really sometimes trying different to what one might normally go for, can have hidden benifits.;)
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« Reply #68 on: 18, February, 2007, 05:58:26 PM »
I find a 'Vagina' & 'Boobs' help when i'm choosing.......OH and a pulse is important too, although 'Just Warm' would be  considered.
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