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Burger
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What does it mean to be british
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25, January, 2007, 08:44:39 AM »
So the News said that the government are worried about white inner city kids losing their identity so they have made a class to remind them what British,
Looters,
Racists,
BNP members,
British Born bombers,
ASBO holders,
Fat people,
Crap cricket players,
Cry baby football players,
Bisto,
Lyons Biscuits,
are you being served,
Greedy dentists who wont perform on NHS patients,
THE NHS,
148 people per every 10,0000 in prison compared to 48 in Germany,
Owning Burb's
Come on, I cant think of anything positive!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets get something pos down.
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Spill
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What does it mean to be british
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(Burger @ Jan. 25 2007,08:44)
Fat people,
I hope you're not being stoutist
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Wildcat
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What does it mean to be british
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MATTP
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RIP BJ!
What does it mean to be british
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25, January, 2007, 11:06:25 AM »
IMO this is just a direct policy from the current Government to clear away from children and adults to see that they are English, Scottish of Born in Wales. Please remember that it was the Socttich and those MP's in Wales which have given this Government a 3rd term in power.
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Matt zx9
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It's all going south.
What does it mean to be british
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25, January, 2007, 11:17:30 AM »
To be British, all you need is a good queue.
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Triggerhappybaby
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25, January, 2007, 11:18:42 AM »
and some rain/inclement weather
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The old man
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What does it mean to be british
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25, January, 2007, 11:35:06 AM »
To be British means we own some of the best twisties in the World.
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Alba
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What does it mean to be british
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25, January, 2007, 11:44:37 AM »
i love british people. love london, and so far everywhere else i've been is equally beautiful. and as i just recently discovered, some things are slightly out of proportion, very pleasantly surprised.
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Anna
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What does it mean to be british
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25, January, 2007, 12:08:39 PM »
Comedy... (Black Adder, Monty Python, Father Ted, Only Fools & Horses, QI, Green Wing, Nevermind the Buzzcocks etc, etc)
Beautiful old architecture (in between the ugly stuff...)
Tea drinking
Lager drinking
Traffic signs
Beautiful green green countryside
Pubs closing at 11pm
Complaining... quietly to your friend so as not to make a scene
...and definitely queues!
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Never grow up...
Weaver
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I love RO-well he did fly half way round world for me!
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25, January, 2007, 12:27:05 PM »
Real Ale!!!!!!!!!
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Evel KEVevel
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What does it mean to be british
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25, January, 2007, 01:19:56 PM »
Some of us more than others have many reasons to be proud....this small rock is responsible for some of the worlds finest inventions.
Nobody on here hasn't used a pneumatic tyre on tarmac....(unless they have led a very sheltered life?).
Ever watched a television? "British" invention that it is?
I'm a proud Scotsman first and foremost but part of the United Kingdom.
Some things to be proud of
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john
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25, January, 2007, 08:28:56 PM »
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(Alba @ Jan. 25 2007,11:44)
i love british people. love london, and so far everywhere else i've been is equally beautiful. and as i just recently discovered, some things are slightly out of proportion, very pleasantly surprised.
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I'm proud to be English but I'm not especially pround of what my country has become.
I never understand why people come to the UK from lovely warm countries with great food, roads and culture. What is the appeal of our crowded, rainy little island ? I just don't get it !
I'd be off to the continent at the drop of a hat if it wasn't for my personal situation, namely 3 young kids (from my ex-marriage) who I need to see regularly.
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andyblade
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25, January, 2007, 09:39:55 PM »
im a true brit, you can tell this by the way i allways advertise the fact i hate the bloody government and therefore generaly dislike the country, and wish i was somewhere else
be a true brit, say what ya hate
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Alba
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I love a juicy "Burger"
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25, January, 2007, 10:16:39 PM »
you know what John, now that i think about it what the f**k am i doing in here???
...only kidding, God save the Queen
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Aceman
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In Your Face!
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26, January, 2007, 04:52:25 AM »
What it means to be British?
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.
In my case, I teach the Korean national sport for my profession, an am well versed in Japanese karate, Philipino knife & stick fighting and have a couple of Chinese friends too. Yes Strummin Ronin, that's you & Kit.
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Mikey
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26, January, 2007, 10:23:26 AM »
British is apathy
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Allez-Oop La!
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Triggerhappybaby
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I can't even be bothered to reply to that
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Mikey
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26, January, 2007, 12:24:19 PM »
very good
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Weaver
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I love RO-well he did fly half way round world for me!
What does it mean to be british
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26, January, 2007, 12:55:49 PM »
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I can't even be bothered to reply to that
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Nice one Trig
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Flying Scot
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I DON'T RIDE FAST I JUST FLY LOW
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26, January, 2007, 01:56:51 PM »
Don't know anymore I think that answers the Q
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Anna
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26, January, 2007, 03:41:28 PM »
Being multicultural.................?
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Never grow up...
Weaver
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I love RO-well he did fly half way round world for me!
What does it mean to be british
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26, January, 2007, 04:37:41 PM »
Having a desperate desire to emigrate to somewhere nicer?
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What does it mean to be british
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27, January, 2007, 12:34:21 AM »
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(Burger @ Jan. 25 2007,08:44)
So the News said that the government are worried about white inner city kids losing their identity so they have made a class to remind them what British,
Looters,
Racists,
BNP members,
British Born bombers,
ASBO holders,
Fat people,
Crap cricket players,
Cry baby football players,
Bisto,
Lyons Biscuits,
are you being served,
Greedy dentists who wont perform on NHS patients,
THE NHS,
148 people per every 10,0000 in prison compared to 48 in Germany,
Owning Burb's
Come on, I cant think of anything positive!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets get something pos down.
And .....
Kuntz like us that sit here and put up with it all !!!
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StrumminRonin
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27, January, 2007, 03:10:36 AM »
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(Matt zx9 @ Jan. 25 2007,11:17)
To be British, all you need is a good queue.
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(Triggerhappybaby @ Jan. 25 2007,11:18)
and some rain/inclement weather
I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes....
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(Aceman @ Jan. 26 2007,04:52)
Yes Strummin Ronin, that's you & Kit.
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pieman
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the daddy mac
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27, January, 2007, 06:19:19 AM »
As Mikey and Anna said. Britain is the only country in the world where you can be a refugee one minute, and a cleaner or a prossie the next. Who needs the American Dream, PAH.
It's also the only place I can think of that you can get away with spouting all that crap Abu Hamza was doing and get away with it for so long!!! We're too polite to say anything!!!
Liberal, easy going, polite. That's us.
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