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Smut and inuendo

There's been an ok balance & makes me laugh
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There's been an ok balance & makes me laugh
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I am leaving to join a fetish forum
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Offline Biker Biker

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« on: 10, January, 2007, 04:45:15 PM »
I just wanted to know what the general verdict might be.

I apologise but sometimes its just too difficult to resist the temptation and I sink to the level of a smutty remark in a thread that is beyond the realms of 'Behind the bike shed'

Its not to late to start a new years resolution and so I'll be taking more cold showers..... that and our boiler is broken also (Westie have you been seeing to it again?)

 ':devil'
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« Reply #1 on: 10, January, 2007, 04:47:56 PM »
BB stop being silly you know you cannot help yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: 10, January, 2007, 04:50:17 PM »
This is gonna be a struggle......

I am resisting the urge to comment on 'helping myself'
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« Reply #3 on: 10, January, 2007, 04:52:37 PM »
Go on then help yourself my dear I am sure a few of the guys would love a running commentry on here ':devil'

Ohhhh Ahhhhh More more more.....tee hee
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« Reply #4 on: 10, January, 2007, 04:55:52 PM »
You so better not be the one thats leaving for the fetish forum TG

'If you leave me now, you'll take away the greatest part of me..... wooooo oooooooo Tall Girl please don't go'
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« Reply #5 on: 10, January, 2007, 04:57:49 PM »
Oh alright then I might just do both then.... he he ':devil'
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« Reply #6 on: 10, January, 2007, 04:58:27 PM »
'<img'> Its all good and its the difference between people on the forum that give us such a laughable group who watch '<img'>  '<img'>  Not that I'm into watching, being watched, being hit by a watch, turned into a watch or to be passed around like the hands of a watch ':p'
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« Reply #7 on: 10, January, 2007, 04:58:30 PM »
Tanya I wish to protest at you raising this subject at all!!

You know darn well there is nowhere near enough smut on this forum!   '<img'>  '<img'>
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« Reply #8 on: 10, January, 2007, 04:59:24 PM »
God bless Tom Lehrer...

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut
If it's uncut
and unsubt-
le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald.
I would devour
Where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers
Lurid, licentious and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
Let's face it, I love slime!

Old books can be indecent books,
Though recent books are bolder.
For filth, I'm glad to say,
Is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz - there's a dirty old man!

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will
If it is swill
And really fil-
thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: re-reading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press.

In other words: Smut!  I love it.
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut.
I don't know what
Compares with smut.
Hip, hip, hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!
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« Reply #9 on: 10, January, 2007, 05:02:11 PM »
Quote (Weaver @ Jan. 10 2007,16:58)
You know darn well there is nowhere near enough smut on this forum!   '<img'>  '<img'>

Now Weaver..... you go wash your mouth out young lady
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« Reply #10 on: 10, January, 2007, 05:03:32 PM »
As for you Mr Wiz.......................  where have you been all my life?

Ha ha  Just kidding
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« Reply #11 on: 10, January, 2007, 05:07:27 PM »
As one of (I suspect) the more senior members on here (except my considerably older brother beemerbloke '<img'> ), I imagine I've been around for most if not all of it!
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« Reply #12 on: 10, January, 2007, 06:33:27 PM »
I like a bit of smut, not enough here I reckon, talking about bikes and stuff can only hold your interest for so long then ones thoughts turn inevitably carnal '<img'>
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« Reply #13 on: 10, January, 2007, 06:48:39 PM »
I've made a NY resolution to be less smutty, or rather as smutty, but with fewer people. So, perhaps concentrated smut.
I know I'm one of the guilty few in this, but in my defence sometimes the opportunity to type something you know will make someone else laugh is too good to resist.

When that opportunity presents itself I'll let you all know lol
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« Reply #14 on: 10, January, 2007, 08:28:52 PM »
Laugh and the world laughs with you,
be smutty and............................ dont know what the rest is........some help here people!!!! '<img'>  '<img'>
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« Reply #15 on: 10, January, 2007, 08:43:36 PM »
you tend to get drinks bought for you?
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« Reply #16 on: 10, January, 2007, 08:46:32 PM »
Quote (Biker Biker @ Jan. 10 2007,17:02)
Quote (Weaver @ Jan. 10 2007,16:58)
You know darn well there is nowhere near enough smut on this forum!   '<img'>  '<img'>

Now Weaver..... you go wash your mouth out young lady

Don't you dare go all pure and unsmutty on us Tanya - or we'll have to get someone to spank you!   '<img'>  '<img'>
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« Reply #17 on: 10, January, 2007, 08:48:39 PM »
Quote (Weaver @ Jan. 10 2007,20:46)
Quote (Biker Biker @ Jan. 10 2007,17:02)
Quote (Weaver @ Jan. 10 2007,16:58)
You know darn well there is nowhere near enough smut on this forum!   '<img'>  '<img'>

Now Weaver..... you go wash your mouth out young lady

Don't you dare go all pure and unsmutty on us Tanya - or we'll have to get someone to spank you!   '<img'>  '<img'>

YEAH BABY!
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« Reply #18 on: 10, January, 2007, 08:52:01 PM »
DAMN IT!

That slipped out ':devil'

Weaver! look what you made me do..... twice  ':blush'
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« Reply #19 on: 10, January, 2007, 10:35:04 PM »
u just cant resist a pole, can u BB '<img'>
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« Reply #20 on: 10, January, 2007, 11:27:25 PM »
Quote (Mr Rizla @ Jan. 10 2007,22:35)
u just cant resist a pole, can u BB '<img'>

Personaly I can't resist a shag  ':p'

And as for the smut on here im sick of it  '<img'>  '<img'>  '<img'>
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« Reply #21 on: 10, January, 2007, 11:50:34 PM »
Quote (Mr Rizla @ Jan. 10 2007,22:35)
u just cant resist a pole, can u BB '<img'>

Is that a lap dance pole or Javelin lol ':rock:'  '<img'>
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« Reply #22 on: 11, January, 2007, 12:03:06 AM »
Ok lets test your smuttiness '<img'>

Let's play a game where one person starts a totally clean and innocent statement and the next person finishes the sentence turning it into total smut, remember the rules: one clean statement followed by a smutty innuendo, get it? ok cool!

I'll start:

A young lady walks into a curtain and haberdashery store, approaches one of the attendants and asks.........
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« Reply #23 on: 11, January, 2007, 12:09:53 AM »
A young lady walks into a curtain and haberdashery store, approaches one of the attendants and asks......... can i have a ride please!!
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« Reply #24 on: 11, January, 2007, 12:12:29 AM »
CaptMoto how do you do all that Video stuff in your message learn me please!!!!
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