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« on: 02, January, 2007, 01:39:20 PM »
I work for a television production company called mediazoo who are casting for a new detective drama series coming out on Channel Five. All the parts in this show are to be filled by non-professional actors and actresses - no previous experience necessary. At the minute we are acively looking for a female biker in her 20s but are also always looking for anyone who wants to have a go. If you are interested, please send an email with your phone number and if possible a photo of yourself to casting@mediazoo.co.uk

Many thanks, i hope to hear from some of you soon.

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« Reply #1 on: 02, January, 2007, 01:43:35 PM »
Sorry mate but Saint does all the Eastern European movie directing and Dread does the photos for all the girls on bikes '<img'> .
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« Reply #2 on: 02, January, 2007, 01:46:59 PM »
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At the minute we are acively looking for a female biker in her 20s but are also always looking for anyone who wants to have a go.

i think thats what we're ALL looking for...   '<img'>


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« Reply #3 on: 02, January, 2007, 02:01:42 PM »
Well I've got the bike but I think I am just a tad too old for that one!  '<img'>  '<img'>
 

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« Reply #4 on: 02, January, 2007, 02:02:05 PM »
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Quote (Guest @ Jan. 02 2007,13:39)
At the minute we are acively looking for a female biker in her 20s but are also always looking for anyone who wants to have a go.

i think thats what we're ALL looking for...   '<img'>


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LOL...... Me too!  '<img'>

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« Reply #5 on: 02, January, 2007, 02:32:36 PM »
Quote (Guest @ Jan. 02 2007,13:39)
I work for a television production company called mediazoo who are casting for a new detective drama series coming out on Channel Five. All the parts in this show are to be filled by non-professional actors and actresses - no previous experience necessary. At the minute we are acively looking for a female biker in her 20s but are also always looking for anyone who wants to have a go. If you are interested, please send an email with your phone number and if possible a photo of yourself to casting@mediazoo.co.uk

Many thanks, i hope to hear from some of you soon.

I can supply a Female biker in her 20's non model type for £200,000 or a model type for £500,000  what you say DEAL OR NO DEAL!!!!

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« Reply #6 on: 02, January, 2007, 02:36:38 PM »
Clint it's a bit drastic having an operation just to get a part on a tv program '<img'>

Will you have time to heal? ':p'
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« Reply #7 on: 02, January, 2007, 02:44:21 PM »
Bit old, but up for it if yer desperate. '<img'>

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« Reply #8 on: 02, January, 2007, 03:20:23 PM »
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Clint it's a bit drastic having an operation just to get a part on a tv program '<img'>

Will you have time to heal? ':p'

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« Reply #9 on: 02, January, 2007, 03:21:39 PM »
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Quote (Guest @ Jan. 02 2007,13:39)
I work for a television production company called mediazoo who are casting for a new detective drama series coming out on Channel Five. All the parts in this show are to be filled by non-professional actors and actresses - no previous experience necessary. At the minute we are acively looking for a female biker in her 20s but are also always looking for anyone who wants to have a go. If you are interested, please send an email with your phone number and if possible a photo of yourself to casting@mediazoo.co.uk

Many thanks, i hope to hear from some of you soon.

I can supply a Female biker in her 20's non model type for £200,000 or a model type for £500,000  what you say DEAL OR NO DEAL!!!!

Clint, the bloke never mentioned inflatables ones!!!
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« Reply #10 on: 02, January, 2007, 03:43:06 PM »
Biker Biker, dont u qualify? think u female, u aint in a mid life crysis so that makes u under 30, you have a bike with shiny new heated grips to go show off, what u waiting for '<img'>
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« Reply #11 on: 02, January, 2007, 04:39:57 PM »
are you paying union rates ?




there'dbe more environment left to care for if the f*cking vegetarians would stop eating it

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« Reply #12 on: 02, January, 2007, 04:54:02 PM »
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are you paying union rates ?

she always charges union rates, damn it '<img'>
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« Reply #13 on: 02, January, 2007, 05:05:42 PM »
to many production company's looking for a cheap way to make things and pay crappy rates to non professional actors with the promise that they will be on telly or film when there is a whole industry of actors and crew sitting at home waiting for work!  and people off the street come along and work on things like this for a laugh people wouldnt like it if someone came in and took their job and salary for a laugh

SO  production company if you cant aford to pay proper equity or FAA rates dont make the program !!!




there'dbe more environment left to care for if the f*cking vegetarians would stop eating it

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« Reply #14 on: 02, January, 2007, 06:24:23 PM »
blimey.....i thought this was a nice idea until i read scorps post.....

and i agree with him   '<img'>

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« Reply #15 on: 02, January, 2007, 07:02:19 PM »
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blimey.....i thought this was a nice idea until i read scorps post.....

and i agree with him   '<img'>

I don't see why you got all excited there Salee, you are not 20 years old anyway!







you are still only 18!! so.... better luck in 2 years time, yeah?
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« Reply #16 on: 02, January, 2007, 07:18:23 PM »
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Sorry mate but Saint does all the Eastern European movie directing

so THAT'S how he supplements his income! I always wondered why his email address was tino@czechmate.com  '<img'>
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« Reply #17 on: 02, January, 2007, 07:42:32 PM »
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Quote (Salee @ Jan. 02 2007,18:24)
blimey.....i thought this was a nice idea until i read scorps post.....

and i agree with him   '<img'>

I don't see why you got all excited there Salee, you are not 20 years old anyway!







you are still only 18!! so.... better luck in 2 years time, yeah?
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this week anyway!!    '<img'>

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« Reply #18 on: 02, January, 2007, 09:50:43 PM »
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Biker Biker, dont u qualify? think u female, u aint in a mid life crysis so that makes u under 30, you have a bike with shiny new heated grips to go show off, what u waiting for '<img'>

There's nothing wrong with a mid life crisis at 30. It's a good excuse to start misbehaving!  '<img'>

btw, be prepared for loads of stick if you do go on tv...
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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« Reply #19 on: 02, January, 2007, 10:08:40 PM »
been there...done that....and i did !!   '<img'>   '<img'>  '<img'>

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« Reply #20 on: 02, January, 2007, 10:20:40 PM »
ditto... ':blush': '<img'>
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« Reply #21 on: 02, January, 2007, 11:50:00 PM »
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I work for a television production company called mediazoo who are casting for a new detective drama series coming out on Channel Five. All the parts in this show are to be filled by non-professional actors and actresses - no previous experience necessary. At the minute we are acively looking for a female biker in her 20s but are also always looking for anyone who wants to have a go. If you are interested, please send an email with your phone number and if possible a photo of yourself to casting@mediazoo.co.uk

Many thanks, i hope to hear from some of you soon.

What kind of detective were you wanting, you didnt say i can reccomend Captain Moto as hes very good Inspecting Peoples !!!TYRES!!!

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« Reply #22 on: 03, January, 2007, 07:56:36 AM »
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What kind of detective were you wanting,

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« Reply #23 on: 03, January, 2007, 08:24:11 AM »
<<< Jane Tennyson at her most raddled and p*ssed
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« Reply #24 on: 03, January, 2007, 08:46:04 AM »
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Biker Biker, dont u qualify? think u female, u aint in a mid life crysis so that makes u under 30, you have a bike with shiny new heated grips to go show off, what u waiting for '<img'>

Err I think that I qualify the last time I checked, ha ha

Female - Yep
20's - Yep
Bike - Yep
Shiny Heated grips - yep
A portfolio of the finest calendar pictures - yep
As a kid I wanted to be Wonder Woman (was she a Detective or a Lawyer?) - yep

But on the flip side....
I already have a good job - yep
Annual leave is for adventure and not for working - yep
Been on TV already in a skirt a la Wonder Woman - yep
The Cagney and Lacey look doesn't suit me – yep

However if they want a stunting speed demon they’ll have to wait until next year when I am ready, ha ha
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