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tallgirl
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18, December, 2006, 11:05:54 AM »
OK so I gave up really. I have been saying no to a new cat since January when the last one was unfortunatly killed by a dog. Although she was 20 it still wasn't nice.
The mistake was visiting a woman with a few kittens available. On Wednesday we pick up two Bengal Kittens (male) and an Asian 6 month old (Female).
How quickly do I need to sneak the female off to the vets so the little buggers don't breed. Sneak is the word as I think the little wonder child wants us to have kittens with them and her dad is pretty keen as well.
I was sure I said one cat not three. Ah but they were so cute, the boys couldn't be seperated and the Asian did fall in love with me, she was climbing up my leg and cuddling in, before I knew it she had convinced me the little boys needed someone to look after them.
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So from now onwards whenever you see me my eyes will be red and puffy. No not because I was crying at the cost of the three of them but I am allergic to cats!
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Alba
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18, December, 2006, 12:04:18 PM »
i ended up with 6 because couldnt separate from them...they were all brothers and sisters and it was more like having a pack as they did everything together at the same time (even go to the loo). you need to keep an eye to the female towards the 7th month as its when she will be sexually mature, but if i were you i'd neuter the male first of all as its terrible what they could do when they're in heat! you'll have cat's pee all over the place, and its the worst stink in the world!
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18, December, 2006, 12:43:43 PM »
Bengal, Asian?. Even Madonna stopped at one. What wrong with British Orphans.
I only picked our Budgie cos it had a Yorkshire twang
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18, December, 2006, 01:13:40 PM »
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(tallgirl @ Dec. 18 2006,11:05)
No not because I was crying at the cost of the three of them but I am allergic to cats!
RO used to be allergic to cats till he met me - I had five at the time. He is fine with ours now but other people's still affect him!
Re the op check with the vet but I am fairly certain they can have it at something like six months. Might be earlier. Also it's a load of bull that you should let them have a litter first. Make sure the boys get the snip too unless you are going to breed them, because with two in the house they will be marking and stinking all over the place!
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Don't forget to post pics!
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On Wednesday we pick up two Bengal Kittens (male) and an Asian 6 month old (Female).
You're adopting baby tigers??
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Mr Rizla
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18, December, 2006, 01:46:45 PM »
cant have enough pussy i say..
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Weaver
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cant have enough pussy i say..
Ha - you feeling better I see Ken?
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18, December, 2006, 02:16:08 PM »
i like nothin better than strokin a purrin pussy, in bed in the morning im surrounded by the buggers, somit to do with heat source and cold house me thinks
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18, December, 2006, 02:59:34 PM »
Happens everytime! My boys were the same-I nearly ended up with four, Just cant help it!
As already said-get them snipped asap-the spray and the smell is awful!
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18, December, 2006, 03:13:53 PM »
if you get too many just give me a shout, ive got a hawk in an aviary in the back garden..who would love to erm.. play with any unwanted moggies
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On Wednesday we pick up two Bengal Kittens (male) and an Asian 6 month old (Female).
You're adopting baby tigers??
Luckily not tigers! They are a cross between an Asian Leopard Cat and domestic cats, depending on what you cross them with depends on the markings. The boys are spotted and real cute the girlie is Silver/Grey with very pretty white eyeliner.
Deffinately calling the vet to see how soon they can all be done. No way do I need another man around here that thinks the toilet is where girlies go! No not Geoff the bloody Irishman Gerry gets pished and pisses, now banned from the house!
Ah well should be fun once they arrive they like water, climbing and generaly getting into mischief. Hopefully my allergy won't be to bad, I got used to the old cat after about 10 Years.
Sorry not logged in and had typed loads before I realised!!!!
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Mr Rizla
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18, December, 2006, 04:44:09 PM »
somit said not all that often, fresh pussy at TallGirl's get it quick, before the french dude does
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tallgirl
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18, December, 2006, 05:43:39 PM »
Ha Ha Ha I loved that Rizla needed a good laugh, spent the entire day cleaning need alcohol now!!!!
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john
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18, December, 2006, 05:55:17 PM »
Remember that a cat is not just for christmas, you can use the leftovers (tail, paws etc) and make a curry for new years day
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Mr Rizla
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18, December, 2006, 08:25:30 PM »
a cat lovers you each and every day the same, not just when its pressy time, or fresh liter
'>, does yours fight over who gets to crap in it 1st?
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scorps
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Remember that a cat is not just for christmas, you can use the leftovers (tail, paws etc) and make a curry for new years day
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kitty Korma
yeh if ya get fed up with them most tandori's will give you some dosh for them
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there'dbe more environment left to care for if the f*cking vegetarians would stop eating it
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Remember that a cat is not just for christmas, you can use the leftovers (tail, paws etc) and make a curry for new years day
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kitty Korma
yeh if ya get fed up with them most tandori's will give you some dosh for them
I think the price on cats is down at the moment as there are so many plump squirrels around
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Wildcat
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19, December, 2006, 10:38:13 AM »
One of mine's a Bengal Siamese cross, and he's the most talkative cat I've ever met - shy with strangers though.
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Weaver
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One of mine's a Bengal Siamese cross, and he's the most talkative cat I've ever met - shy with strangers though.
Also sounds gorgeous - pics please? Just don't let him near Scorps and John!
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Wildcat
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scorps
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19, December, 2006, 12:06:10 PM »
not enough meat on them for a decent curry might do for starters tho
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or a light lunch maybe ?
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tallgirl
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19, December, 2006, 01:35:21 PM »
Wildcat he is georgeous and very similar to one of the boys we are going to get tomorrow. They were talkative when we went to see them and did not seem to shy which is good as we do have a lot of people in and out of the house all the time.
John that one looks just like our last cat, now I know where she went.
Jasmin can't wait till tomorrow night when we get them home. She is counting the minutes. I reckon they will have the place sussed in about an hour and then they will rule the roost
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Pictures will be posted as soon as we can get them to keep still long enough to get any. Hopefully they will climb up the christmas tree and we can get some real cute ones
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tallgirl
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does yours fight over who gets to crap in it 1st?
Have you seen the new Litter Quitter thing that goes on the toilet. Yep you guessed it the mad Hippie wants to get one so the cats can use the toilet! Can you imagine all three of them going in there, I will never get a chance to go to the loo.
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