Author Topic: 50 things women cant do (Read 1065 times)

naughty lee · « **on:** 08, December, 2006, 11:32:30 PM »

1. know anything about a car except its colour

2. understand a film plot

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message

4. put a plug on something

5. throw a ball more than a metre

6. throw a spider out of the window

7. park

8. fart

9. read a map

10. rob a bank

11. resist Ikea

12. sit still

13. tell a joke

14. understand a joke

15. pay for dinner

16. eat a kebab whilst walking

17. pee out of a train window

18. argue without shouting

19. get told off without crying

20. understand fruit machines

21. walk past a shoe shop

22. make a decent bacon sandwich

23. not comment on a strangers clothes

24. use small amounts of toilet paper

25. let you sleep with a hangover

26. understand why men HAVE to sleep after sunday lunch

27. get a round in

28. throw a punch

29. do magic

30. choose a birthday card in under 30 seconds

31. enjoy porn

32. eat a really hot curry

33. get to the point

34. buy plain envelopes

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

38. avoid credit card debt

39. dive into a pool

40. assemble furniture

41. know exactly what they want to order before they get to the chinese

42. set a video recorder

43. not try and change you

44. watch a war film

45. understand why flirting results in violence

46. spend a day by themselves

47. go to the toilet by themselves

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. choose a video quickly

50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of
the above

piercedprincess · « **Reply #1 on:** 09, December, 2006, 11:18:30 AM »

51. put vegetable oil in their cars

52. ride their bikes naked over Chelsea Bridge

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Mr Rizla · « **Reply #2 on:** 09, December, 2006, 11:25:40 AM »

wow, she let u off lightly

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Weaver · « **Reply #3 on:** 09, December, 2006, 11:53:07 AM »

Quote (piercedprincess @ Dec. 09 2006,11:18)

51. put vegetable oil in their cars

52. ride their bikes naked over Chelsea Bridge

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Nah pp - not can't do in those two cases - just not stupid enough to do!

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madscientist · « **Reply #4 on:** 09, December, 2006, 12:34:56 PM »

If I can do more than half of those things, does it mean I should be a bloke?? ':p'

Weaver · « **Reply #5 on:** 09, December, 2006, 12:45:36 PM »

Quote (madscientist @ Dec. 09 2006,12:34)

If I can do more than half of those things, does it mean I should be a bloke?? ':p'

I wondered about that - I must definitely be a bloke in disguise then 'cos I can do most of them though there are a couple I wouldn't want to do!

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TallGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** 09, December, 2006, 12:48:15 PM »

If she couldn't do 22 I wouldn't have kept going back.

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As for 28 get yourself outside a nightclub at 2am. They may be women but they certainly ain't ladies! :0

john · « **Reply #7 on:** 09, December, 2006, 01:04:09 PM »

I think you'd only have to pull half a dozen of those to have a pretty comprehensive and definitive list !

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madscientist · « **Reply #8 on:** 09, December, 2006, 02:49:09 PM »

Being able to do no 28 doesn't mean you should! Have yet to throw a punch in anger, just in competition or training.

It's not just women who have a problem with no 43!

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john · « **Reply #9 on:** 09, December, 2006, 03:50:22 PM »

my missus threw a hole punch at me once !

sirella · « **Reply #10 on:** 09, December, 2006, 04:16:31 PM »

I must be a bloke too, coz I can do practically all of those.
No. 17 does get a bit messy though!

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #11 on:** 09, December, 2006, 04:59:17 PM »

Quote (sirella @ Dec. 09 2006,16:16)

I must be a bloke too, coz I can do practically all of those.
No. 17 does get a bit messy though!

especialy if u pass another train at the same time

Weaver · « **Reply #12 on:** 09, December, 2006, 05:20:05 PM »

Quote (sirella @ Dec. 09 2006,16:16)

No. 17 does get a bit messy though!

Ah but if we get one of those new fangled thingies they had on Dragons Den then it won't be a problem will it!

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As for number 6 - whilst the thought fills ME with horror, I can guarantee Sirella can do it - when we were up at Silverstone a short while ago, there was one so huge that all the kids in the hut and even Dan (and especially me) were running from it and Jo just scooped it up (had to use both hands it was that big) and took it to the door and put it outside! Eeeeeeeek!!! ':crazy'

naughty lee · « **Reply #13 on:** 09, December, 2006, 08:19:13 PM »

Quote (piercedprincess @ Dec. 09 2006,11:18)

51. put vegetable oil in their cars

52. ride their bikes naked over Chelsea Bridge

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erm, ahem! ':blush'

madscientist · « **Reply #14 on:** 09, December, 2006, 09:44:30 PM »

Quote (Weaver @ Dec. 09 2006,17:20)

Quote (sirella @ Dec. 09 2006,16:16)

No. 17 does get a bit messy though!

Ah but if we get one of those new fangled thingies they had on Dragons Den then it won't be a problem will it!

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As for number 6 - whilst the thought fills ME with horror, I can guarantee Sirella can do it - when we were up at Silverstone a short while ago, there was one so huge that all the kids in the hut and even Dan (and especially me) were running from it and Jo just scooped it up (had to use both hands it was that big) and took it to the door and put it outside! Eeeeeeeek!!! ':crazy'

Nah, let the poor things stay inside in the warm. You only have to worry if they start inviting friends... hang on is that spiders, or men???

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HellsBells · « **Reply #15 on:** 10, December, 2006, 08:09:26 AM »

3,21,22,37 can't do

7,22 and 28 can do

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scorps · « **Reply #16 on:** 10, December, 2006, 12:43:08 PM »

Quote (HellsBells @ Dec. 10 2006,08:09)

3,21,22,37 can't do

7,22 and 28 can do

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make ya mind up with 22 can ya or cant ya

HellsBells · « **Reply #17 on:** 10, December, 2006, 12:51:14 PM »

ooops....it was early!

TallGuy · « **Reply #18 on:** 10, December, 2006, 01:11:00 PM »

22 that's the make or break question ':p'

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #19 on:** 10, December, 2006, 01:28:37 PM »

yup, 22 is the all deciding question

HellsBells · « **Reply #20 on:** 10, December, 2006, 01:32:48 PM »

i CAN do 22......... i did it yesterday morning

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« **Reply #21 on:** 10, December, 2006, 01:49:23 PM »

Erm, yep I can do most of em-like to call it practical kind of lady....
Oh alright then geezer bird it is lol!

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scorps · « **Reply #22 on:** 10, December, 2006, 02:29:34 PM »

Quote (HellsBells @ Dec. 10 2006,13:32)

i CAN do 22......... i did it yesterday morning

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thought that was a 69 lol

CaptMoto · « **Reply #23 on:** 10, December, 2006, 03:00:36 PM »

Quote (sirella @ Dec. 09 2006,16:16)

I must be a bloke too, coz I can do practically all of those.
No. 17 does get a bit messy though!

Ask Salee for no 17, she is experimenting with.... a device, apparently

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TallGuy · « **Reply #24 on:** 10, December, 2006, 04:22:30 PM »

Quote (scorps @ Dec. 10 2006,14:29)

thought that was a 69 lol

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but the list only states 50 things! ':blush'

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