Author Topic: Its friday (Read 3292 times)

Mr Rizla · « **on:** 08, December, 2006, 08:11:29 AM »

Iv had a crap week at work so a Friday always is a good day, that and the banter on this site puts a smile on my face so bring on the SMUT

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tallgirl · « **Reply #1 on:** 08, December, 2006, 09:16:19 AM »

Hello my freind how are you, hope everyone has a great day and manages to have fun talking lots of smut.

Myself I will be working hard all day.......No way why should I it's Friday and I never work hard anyway. He He...

Getting all excited and hoping santa will bring me something large and stiff for christmas.

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #2 on:** 08, December, 2006, 09:22:04 AM »

Santa arrived early and brought me something large and stiff at lunchtime yesterday. Unfortunately it was just gin

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MickyWiz · « **Reply #3 on:** 08, December, 2006, 09:24:16 AM »

Tallgirl walks into a bar. "May I help you?", enquires the barman.
"Yes", she replies, "I'd like an entendre, please."
"Certainly", he says, "single or double?"
"Ooh, a double, please!", she cries.
"Oho", says the barman, "you want a large one then!"

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #4 on:** 08, December, 2006, 09:45:09 AM »

I had that barman yesterday!!

john · « **Reply #5 on:** 08, December, 2006, 09:51:47 AM »

Quote (tallgirl @ Dec. 08 2006,09:16)

Getting all excited and hoping santa will bring me something large and stiff for christmas.

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Like a stuffed weasel perhaps ?

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #6 on:** 08, December, 2006, 09:58:36 AM »

I think Ferrets are very underated

MickyWiz · « **Reply #7 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:01:55 AM »

How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #8 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:03:19 AM »

Is this a smutty joke?

john · « **Reply #9 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:03:50 AM »

How about a nicely mounted and stuffed beaver ?

MickyWiz · « **Reply #10 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:04:26 AM »

Afraid not, just crap.

Weasels are weaselly recognisable, stoats are stoatly different.

I'll get my coat....

MickyWiz · « **Reply #11 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:06:15 AM »

...and my stuffing kit.

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #12 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:13:17 AM »

i always recommend a liberal helping of herbs to give it a kick

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john · « **Reply #13 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:18:36 AM »

I like to rub oil into the breasts and thighs, part the legs and slip it in until the cavity is completely filled.

tallgirl · « **Reply #14 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:20:52 AM »

Mickywiz it seems we may have met in another life you already know me so well.

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Trigger you are not supposed to "have" the barman, unless of course it's the toddler. ':devil'

Herbs umm could do with some right now do you think they would notice in the smoking room.

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #15 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:36:01 AM »

Quote (tallgirl @ Dec. 08 2006,10:20)

Trigger you are not supposed to "have" the barman, unless of course it's the toddler. ':devil'

Tsk @ you - not 'have' like that you smutty cow

'> And alas both the gin and the saucy barman were a figment of my imagination. I've worked like a trooper all week, no time for gin-based entertainment

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And stoats have black tips to their tails

Weaver · « **Reply #16 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:37:42 AM »

Well having braved Tesco in the early hours this morning to avoid the crowds, I could do with a stiff something right now. Since RO is at work and it's a bit early for brandy I guess will have to make it a coffee and peanut butter on toast for now!

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MickyWiz · « **Reply #17 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:39:24 AM »

And they're twice the size of weasels. Take more stuffing but there's more room to work in.

Burger · « **Reply #18 on:** 08, December, 2006, 10:59:49 AM »

FFS ere we go, This is what I do with my holiday day is it, Sat on a sofa bed in a dim lit bedsit with a fag in one hand and my c*** in the other looking at the Friday smut page, What has my life come too.

Only just woke up with some guy drilling next door and and another one banging away, My heads pounding now!

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #19 on:** 08, December, 2006, 11:01:03 AM »

go pass the time, shoot the cat

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john · « **Reply #20 on:** 08, December, 2006, 11:01:53 AM »

Quote (Burger @ Dec. 08 2006,10:59)

some guy drilling next door and and another one banging away

sounds like things are getting pretty smutty round your way already this morning

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Wildcat · « **Reply #21 on:** 08, December, 2006, 11:02:03 AM »

It's Mr W's birthday, so smut will be on the agenda later at Wildcat Mansions

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #22 on:** 08, December, 2006, 11:06:29 AM »

Happy Bifday to Mr W

Burger · « **Reply #23 on:** 08, December, 2006, 11:10:49 AM »

Quote (Wildcat @ Dec. 08 2006,11:02)

It's Mr W's birthday, so smut will be on the agenda later at Wildcat Mansions

Its my birthday too Carrie, Pop round now if your not doing anything, You can have a cuppa and watch these work men bang and drill with me.

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Mr Rizla · « **Reply #24 on:** 08, December, 2006, 11:13:52 AM »

Ew, its a young ladies bifday in 3 weeks, must remmeber that

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'>, god i feel old and decrepet today

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