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Offline Triggerhappybaby

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Dear santa
« Reply #75 on: 08, December, 2006, 04:25:35 PM »
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Dear santa
« Reply #76 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:09:41 PM »
You're not coming down my chimney...I only just managed to get it clean from last time Santa remember!!!  What a night...I was still finding Christmas tree needles in obscure places months later!!! ':p'  ':p'
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Dear santa
« Reply #77 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:13:00 PM »
the pine needles really hurt when they get in to those crevices dont they?
':rock:'


But last year was one of the most memorable present drops ive done for a long time...and the mince pies, ooooooooo the mince pies ':p'

I still love YOU though Trig X

HO! HO! HO!
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Offline tallgirl

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Dear santa
« Reply #78 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:13:44 PM »
Ah does that mean I can have him twice then...... ':devil'

OOps sorry Trigger I forgot I said I would be quick. I will behave honest he is yours. (When I hve finished with him) ':devil'
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Dear santa
« Reply #79 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:17:16 PM »
Quote (SANTA @ Dec. 08 2006,17:13)
But last year was one of the most memorable present drops ive done for a long time...and the mince pies, ooooooooo the mince pies ':p'

I still love YOU though Trig X

HO! HO! HO!

Well they do say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...........I say a good BJ works just as well without all that slaving away in the kitchen malarchy!!!  '<img'>
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Dear santa
« Reply #80 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:22:13 PM »
Yeh but if your real unlucky they claim you have drained their energy and need food to replenish it......Cheeky buggers... '<img'>
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Dear santa
« Reply #81 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:34:07 PM »
Quote (piercedprincess @ Dec. 08 2006,17:09)
You're not coming down my chimney...

And definitely not mine not with her in tow   - don't want RO to get ideas now!   '<img'>  '<img'>
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Dear santa
« Reply #82 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:35:24 PM »
i can just leave her in my sack - he'd never have to know she was there  ':devil'

HO! HO! HO!
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Dear santa
« Reply #83 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:39:42 PM »
or you could leave her with my sack then she wouldn't be there  '<img'>   '<img'>
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OK tell me how a boy can grow two jacket sizes in 7 weeks??  or did Moss bros fuck up the measuring???? and its the day before the wedding..

Organizing a wedding and a funeral at the same time was never in the fucking plan.

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Dear santa
« Reply #84 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:55:45 PM »
There will be no sack leaving in our house!!  '<img'>
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Dear santa
« Reply #85 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:57:46 PM »
just sack emptying ???  ':rock:'  '<img'>
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Dear santa
« Reply #86 on: 08, December, 2006, 05:59:22 PM »
There's always plenty of that!! '<img'>
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Dear santa
« Reply #87 on: 08, December, 2006, 06:55:19 PM »
Quote (SANTA @ Dec. 08 2006,17:13)
I still love YOU though Trig X

at last! at long last! an admirer, albeit a fat bearded one! Tell you what Santa, we'll cut a deal. You lose about 10 stone, have a shave in all the right places, and get some decent evening wear (that suit! my dear! ) and I'll gladly sit on your lap and empty your sack. Can't say fairer than that

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Dear santa
« Reply #88 on: 08, December, 2006, 07:14:36 PM »
I think you pulled Trig - got any mistletoe???  ':p'
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Dear santa
« Reply #89 on: 08, December, 2006, 09:48:04 PM »
Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ Dec. 08 2006,18:55)
Quote (SANTA @ Dec. 08 2006,17:13)
I still love YOU though Trig X

at last! at long last! an admirer, albeit a fat bearded one! Tell you what Santa, we'll cut a deal. You lose about 10 stone, have a shave in all the right places, and get some decent evening wear (that suit! my dear! ) and I'll gladly sit on your lap and empty your sack. Can't say fairer than that

 ':lurve:'

Nothing wrong with a bit of fat and a beard - though thankfully I just have the fat not the beard - that's RO's department - well until I get a few years older then I'll probably have one too!  '<img'>  '<img'>
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Dear santa
« Reply #90 on: 11, December, 2006, 08:30:50 AM »
Thank You Santa!

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!
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Dear santa
« Reply #91 on: 11, December, 2006, 01:36:20 PM »
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