Author Topic: Dear santa (Read 2029 times)

Triggerhappybaby · « **on:** 06, December, 2006, 09:15:23 AM »

I have it on good authority that Santa is now registered on TLB and is looking for ideas as to what you want for Christmas. Make his job easier by submitting your requests here....

Westie · « **Reply #1 on:** 06, December, 2006, 03:09:23 PM »

mmmm.... a least a month in our newly found, Yorkshire forest of dreams with PP ':lurve:'

why only a month?? well, a man's got to rest every now and again

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Alba · « **Reply #2 on:** 06, December, 2006, 03:33:36 PM »

Dear Santa,
if you think i've been a good girl, my wish is to have enough money to make the spanish trip....

...what you gonna bring me if you think i've been a bad girl?

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #3 on:** 06, December, 2006, 03:35:43 PM »

Can you see my car yet?

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Weaver · « **Reply #4 on:** 06, December, 2006, 03:48:41 PM »

Quote (Alba @ Dec. 06 2006,15:33)

...what you gonna bring me if you think i've been a bad girl?

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Another Burger streak probably!

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Alba · « **Reply #5 on:** 06, December, 2006, 04:06:01 PM »

if you think thats a punishment....

Weaver · « **Reply #6 on:** 06, December, 2006, 05:09:28 PM »

Quote (Alba @ Dec. 06 2006,16:06)

if you think thats a punishment....

I guess it depends on where he streaks and whether he gets arrested or worse!

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slim · « **Reply #7 on:** 06, December, 2006, 05:21:55 PM »

Can I please have:

Triumph ROCKET III
Free ferry travel for a year
Free Petrol for a year.

Much appreciated!

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scorps · « **Reply #8 on:** 06, December, 2006, 05:31:00 PM »

can we just get rid of xmas bahhh humbug

lady p · « **Reply #9 on:** 06, December, 2006, 05:41:48 PM »

Could I have a job please... ':crazy'

Biker Biker · « **Reply #10 on:** 06, December, 2006, 05:45:22 PM »

Dear Santa,

I would really like the snow to start falling in Italy so that I don't have to ski on mud for Christmas.......

However, I know that I've been led into temptation this year and have not always made the right choices, so if you can't manage the snow......

I need walkie talkies, high vis vests, traffic cones and roughly 10 - 15 people to help me block a road off so I can so something that I have been dreaming of since getting my Bandit.

Oh and don’t forget the knee sliders

Mucho gracias

CaptMoto · « **Reply #11 on:** 06, December, 2006, 06:00:00 PM »

Dear Santa, please can you get the gf to move back to her lovely home now? As much as I like her company, she said she would only stay here 4 days!! And I'd like my peace and quiet returned, my remote control and the bathrobe where I left the and my bloody new razor is full of legs stubble!!! How much more can a man take, I ask you!?

You do that or Rudolf gets it. Thanks

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john · « **Reply #12 on:** 06, December, 2006, 06:37:45 PM »

you need to hide your razors and only leave them lying around when they are no longer any good for shaving, they will still work well on most feminine hair, except with one or two exceptions...

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MATTP · « **Reply #13 on:** 06, December, 2006, 06:52:53 PM »

Dear Santa,

Can I have nice weather to race...sorry take it slow on my trip around the North Island

'> . If you have time can I ask for some with the wife to help her understand that the family needs a faster bike

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All the best.
Mattp (your friend)

john · « **Reply #14 on:** 06, December, 2006, 07:09:19 PM »

I'd like a orange and black KTM Duke II please, I'll leave the front door open so you don't scratch it getting it down the chimney, just leave it in the hall for the morning, ta

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Weaver · « **Reply #15 on:** 06, December, 2006, 07:21:23 PM »

Quote (scorps @ Dec. 06 2006,17:31)

can we just get rid of xmas bahhh humbug

Dear Santa - please get scorps some Christmas spirit - whisky, brandy - whichever he prefers!

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Also please shut Tanya up about skiing and Matt up about being in NZ cos I is jealous and gonna beat them to a pulp when I see them if you don't! ':crazy'

And if you ain't too busy can you get me a new Fazer and RO a new 675 or ST?

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Any chance you can get me well for Christmas too?

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #16 on:** 06, December, 2006, 09:02:13 PM »

Dear Santa

I would like my teeth whitening and the wrinkles round my eyes firming. I'd like to be able to walk successfully in stilettos when I'm drunk. I'd like to meet my evil twin - she sounds like she has all the fun.

But most of all I'd like to stay happy, healthy, smiley, even-tempered and surrounded by a fantastic set of biker friends for another year.

please x

Burger · « **Reply #17 on:** 06, December, 2006, 09:07:57 PM »

Dear Santa,

Can I please have some money to see my family, My daddy is sick and I dont think he has much longer to go. Mummy is tired and I think my sister is on the game. I think I can make them all well if I can just buy some crutches so I can walk on my unplastered legs 250 miles home to give to them.

I think an easy Million on this weekends lot draw should cover it!

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #18 on:** 06, December, 2006, 09:10:18 PM »

Santa's not at home to Mr Sarcastic.

CaptMoto · « **Reply #19 on:** 06, December, 2006, 09:59:13 PM »

Quote (CaptMoto @ Dec. 06 2006,18:00)

Dear Santa, please can you get the gf to move back to her lovely home now? As much as I like her company, she said she would only stay here 4 days!! And I'd like my peace and quiet returned, my remote control and the bathrobe where I left the and my bloody new razor is full of legs stubble!!! How much more can a man take, I ask you!?

You do that or Rudolf gets it. Thanks

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.... continued....

Dear Santa many thanks for your quick reply, your suggestion to leave the computer on with my first question clearly visible on the screen worked a treat when said gf saw it, only I wish things didn't have to turn violent, when as a result from your suggestion I was hit by an Oxtar boot across the head....

Still... beggers can't be choosers, and after all we've got the result we wanted. Please do find a jar of chocolate coins for the raindeer and half a bottle of Jack Daniel by the fireplace for you to enjoy and keep you warm on your trip back to Lapland.

yours truly
CaptPeaceful

Weaver · « **Reply #20 on:** 06, December, 2006, 10:07:57 PM »

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ Dec. 06 2006,21:02)

surrounded by a fantastic set of biker friends for another year.

please x

Aha - Trigger has found a good bike forum somewhere - come on then 'fess up lady!

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CaptMoto · « **Reply #21 on:** 06, December, 2006, 10:09:46 PM »

Quote (Weaver @ Dec. 06 2006,22:07)

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ Dec. 06 2006,21:02)

surrounded by a fantastic set of biker friends for another year.

please x

Aha - Trigger has found a good bike forum somewhere - come on then 'fess up lady!

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'fess up lady!

Weaver you don't want to be saying that in Italy, ask Alba she will know what I mean lol

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HellsBells · « **Reply #22 on:** 06, December, 2006, 10:54:55 PM »

Dear Santa......... Just listen to the song "Santa Baby" that should give you a few clues

'> Sable, Diamonds, Car, Yacht........ I will get back to you if I think of anything else.

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So hurry down my chimney x x x x

HellsBells · « **Reply #23 on:** 06, December, 2006, 11:02:58 PM »

Oh yeah..... could you PLEASE give Scorps some Christmas cheer...... ':p'

Alba · « **Reply #24 on:** 07, December, 2006, 11:30:17 AM »

Quote (CaptMoto @ Dec. 06 2006,22:09)

Weaver you don't want to be saying that in Italy, ask Alba she will know what I mean lol

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and there was me thinking i knew all the bad words in my language...

ps.Helen, considering your xmas list no wonder poor Colin needs cheerin up!

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