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Offline The old man

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« Reply #50 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:17:19 PM »
PP, I'll tie you up. do you have any of those little chains with crocodile clips on them..ooooohh

My milman is called Brendan, he used to be called Brenda, she showed me the Penis prior to haveing it fitted, Said she'd modelled it on me.
2.3ltr triples are mad, old men on 2.3ltr triples are madder.

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« Reply #51 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:19:57 PM »
So poor old Brendan has to pump it up then hehe...
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« Reply #52 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:23:38 PM »
Yes, it came up pasturised
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« Reply #53 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:24:09 PM »
Quote (piercedprincess @ Dec. 01 2006,13:14)
Quote (The old man @ Dec. 01 2006,13:10)
Funny you should say that, he's more like the Milkman in that respect.

You've seen the milkman's penis????  Do tell more!!!  '<img'>

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« Reply #54 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:26:24 PM »
From what I hear niether TOM or Burger are queer. Weaver what rumours are you hearing that I'm not LOL..
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« Reply #55 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:29:07 PM »
Now, Now Ladies. anymore remarks like that and will tell the wife, He'll come and sort you out  '<img'>
2.3ltr triples are mad, old men on 2.3ltr triples are madder.

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« Reply #56 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:30:08 PM »
Quote (The old man @ Dec. 01 2006,13:17)
PP, I'll tie you up. do you have any of those little chains with crocodile clips on them..ooooohh

As a matter of fact I do, Dave!!  With or without electrodes???  ':devil'
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« Reply #57 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:31:24 PM »
OH promises promises........ '<img'>

PP what have we done to Westie has he got scared again hes not joining in. ':devil'
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« Reply #58 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:33:20 PM »
Without electrodes, but with the spiked mouthpiece please
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« Reply #59 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:38:56 PM »
I thought you were doing the tying not you getting tied up....So the song has changed now then. '<img'>
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« Reply #60 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:40:09 PM »
Not if he's using the spiked mouthpiece!!!'<img'>
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« Reply #61 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:44:18 PM »
I think he wants to use it on himself to stop him from enjoying it to much. '<img'>
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« Reply #62 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:47:25 PM »
Quote (tallgirl @ Dec. 01 2006,13:31)
PP what have we done to Westie has he got scared again hes not joining in. ':devil'

You called Madam's   ':rock:'     sorry was a bit tied up   '<img'>
Loud cans save lives.

OK tell me how a boy can grow two jacket sizes in 7 weeks??  or did Moss bros fuck up the measuring???? and its the day before the wedding..

Organizing a wedding and a funeral at the same time was never in the fucking plan.

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« Reply #63 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:48:23 PM »
Wow PP you do have him trained well !! whats your secret ??
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« Reply #64 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:49:15 PM »
Ah thats better PP's personal servant/slave is back... LOL
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« Reply #65 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:50:38 PM »
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Wow PP you do have him trained well !! whats your secret ??

Maybe I'm better off not knowing!!!
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« Reply #66 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:51:23 PM »
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Ah thats better PP's personal servant/slave is back... LOL

Where's mine when I need him !!!!!??
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« Reply #67 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:51:29 PM »
you people are just sick  '<img'>
i'm off to church, feel the need to confess my sins just by reading this!

should have a nun uniform in the closet somewhere...
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« Reply #68 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:52:52 PM »
Don't start on uniforms now Alba, actually maybe if you do the boys will start joining in !!
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« Reply #69 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:53:28 PM »
How long you planning on being in church then Alba confessing all those sins!!!!! '<img'>
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« Reply #70 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:53:57 PM »
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Have ever sat on Santas knee I reckon of TT did there is no way he would only come once a year heheheh.........

I'll give you Santa's phone number if you wish . . . !!

How can you be bored, if you've got his number???   anyway I've heard it's his Birthday on xmas day as well!!!!!    '<img'>

 '<img'>   '<img'>
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OK tell me how a boy can grow two jacket sizes in 7 weeks??  or did Moss bros fuck up the measuring???? and its the day before the wedding..

Organizing a wedding and a funeral at the same time was never in the fucking plan.

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« Reply #71 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:54:32 PM »
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Wow PP you do have him trained well !! whats your secret ??

Maybe I'm better off not knowing!!!

Learn from the mistress, young one!!!  '<img'>
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« Reply #72 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:54:59 PM »
Ha, should come over to my work, all these boys and girls walking about in various uniforms of the armed forces, ladies in combat trousers '<img'>
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« Reply #73 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:55:56 PM »
I'm wearing combats at the moment  . . . .!!
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« Reply #74 on: 01, December, 2006, 01:56:42 PM »
So good but I think Santa might be a little busy getting ready for Christmas so she may have to find a substitute.  '<img'> I am sure there are some naughty little Elves out there with Yellow outfits on to help her out.
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