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Offline CaptMoto

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« on: 13, November, 2006, 11:48:51 PM »
Hello dear ladies & gentlemen.

how is everyone? hope to catch up with you soon.

diet coke & lemon s'il vou plait


Fran
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« Reply #1 on: 14, November, 2006, 08:35:49 AM »
"I am a newbie, get me out of here!"

Nah you usually last a little while before someone gets you out of here '<img'>

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« Reply #2 on: 14, November, 2006, 09:40:30 AM »
lol
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« Reply #3 on: 14, November, 2006, 10:11:45 AM »
Hang on you want us to buy you a drink?? Feeling up to 500 diet cokes? '<img'>

Welcome Fran, pull up a chair and tell us about yourself '<img'>
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« Reply #4 on: 14, November, 2006, 10:18:02 AM »
Oh a new forum for you to get thrown off.... How long will it be before this one boots you where you belong????
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« Reply #5 on: 14, November, 2006, 11:20:53 AM »
Now now Lady P, surely everyone deserves a second chance.
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« Reply #6 on: 14, November, 2006, 11:24:14 AM »
Quote (sirella @ Nov. 14 2006,11:20)
Now now Lady P, surely everyone deserves a second chance.

Hahah this would be at least his 3rd from where I'm counting lol

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« Reply #7 on: 14, November, 2006, 01:27:31 PM »
Oh you guys please stop drooling over me, can't you find someone else to fancy please: '<img'> '<img'> '<img'>

I am already taken!! lol

Anyway if its 500 virtual diet cokes you want, then 500 virtual cokes thou shall get, (I might pi$$ in two of them, mind you '<img'>  )
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« Reply #8 on: 14, November, 2006, 01:48:26 PM »
Dont flatter yourself. Why cant you stick to your own forum instead of getting yourself banned from every other one....

You make me sick....
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« Reply #9 on: 14, November, 2006, 02:06:46 PM »
Nothing to do with me what happened with lb it was bovine intervention (some large welsh bloke) '<img'>

Ok now I am here and so are you, we don't see eye to eye and tha's a fact. nothing you can do about is so stay off my case and we shall all live happiliy ever after.
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« Reply #10 on: 14, November, 2006, 02:17:54 PM »
What happened on LB? I didnt see it?

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« Reply #11 on: 14, November, 2006, 02:25:44 PM »
Ask mofo although you will get a different version of what happened as its never his fault.....
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« Reply #12 on: 14, November, 2006, 02:27:48 PM »
Quote (CaptMoto @ Nov. 14 2006,14:06)
Nothing to do with me what happened with lb it was bovine intervention (some large welsh bloke) '<img'>

Ok now I am here and so are you, we don't see eye to eye and tha's a fact. nothing you can do about is so stay off my case and we shall all live happiliy ever after.

I'm not gonna get into this fran, but the words 'black', 'pot' and 'kettle' spring to mind, and if you wanna be accepted on this site you'd be better off not having a go at some people's mates.

Lady P, you're right some people don't deserve second chances.
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« Reply #13 on: 14, November, 2006, 02:29:51 PM »
Quote (lady p @ Nov. 14 2006,13:48)
Dont flatter yourself. Why cant you stick to your own forum instead of getting yourself banned from every other one....

You make me sick....

I've heard he's been banned from 'his' site too
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« Reply #14 on: 14, November, 2006, 02:34:59 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah that is the funniest thing I have heard in soooooooo long.... Obviously his pc has even had enough of him and booted him off. hahahahahahahahahaha

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« Reply #15 on: 14, November, 2006, 02:45:33 PM »
Quote (CaptMoto @ Nov. 14 2006,13:27)
Anyway if its 500 virtual diet cokes you want, then 500 virtual cokes thou shall get, (I might pi$$ in two of them, mind you '<img'>  )

So tell me who's cokes are you going to pi$$ in???  Ere Biggus I take that as being yours and mine...

Its ok dont drink coke....
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« Reply #16 on: 14, November, 2006, 03:20:24 PM »
Bet diet coke alá piss tastes better than that coke vanilla rubbish '<img'>

Offline Triggerhappybaby

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« Reply #17 on: 14, November, 2006, 03:22:52 PM »
Trouty, can we have a seperate 'Fight Club' section on the website? '<img'>
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« Reply #18 on: 14, November, 2006, 04:19:36 PM »
Is it only me who can't keep up?

For goodness sakes give us a chance to know who's who before you start bickering - it's not nearly so interesting if you haven't got a clue who anyone is.  '<img'>

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« Reply #19 on: 14, November, 2006, 04:51:30 PM »
Quote (Wildcat @ Nov. 14 2006,16:19)
For goodness sakes give us a chance to know who's who before


OK in the Pink Corner is Lady P, one time friend and even longer time arch enemy of CaptMofo,,,,

In the Green white and Red corner is CaptMofo otherwise known as "FranTheBan" on account of how many forums he's been booted off '<img'>

And in the Red & White coner is yours truly aka Biggus who has had one or 2 gripes with CaptMofo in the past... there ya go

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« Reply #20 on: 14, November, 2006, 04:53:22 PM »
Ooo this is so exciting! What's he done that is so bad? I didn't know you could be banned from forums?
When all is said and done I know my AT will not let me down!

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« Reply #21 on: 14, November, 2006, 04:55:52 PM »
Quote (biggus @ Nov. 14 2006,16:51)
Quote (Wildcat @ Nov. 14 2006,16:19)
For goodness sakes give us a chance to know who's who before


OK in the Pink Corner is Lady P, one time friend and even longer time arch enemy of CaptMofo,,,,

In the Green white and Red corner is CaptMofo otherwise known as "FranTheBan" on account of how many forums he's been booted off '<img'>

And in the Red & White coner is yours truly aka Biggus who has had one or 2 gripes with CaptMofo in the past... there ya go

Ooohh, and me in the blue corner!

There's plenty of us on here who don't like mofo, and even more who aren't on this site and hate him too.
Love my new bike!

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« Reply #22 on: 14, November, 2006, 04:57:18 PM »
Quote (AT AT @ Nov. 14 2006,16:53)
Ooo this is so exciting! What's he done that is so bad?



I didn't know you could be banned from forums?

Lets start with the breathing thats how he put the first foot wrong....

Yes you can get banned from forums and to date I think he has been banned from XT660.com, Thumperzone, Yam-xt.com, Boxhill.co.uk, Londonbikers.com ohhhh and the list goes on......Biggus can you think of any more????
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« Reply #23 on: 14, November, 2006, 05:00:15 PM »
Quote (sirella @ Nov. 14 2006,16:55)
Quote (biggus @ Nov. 14 2006,16:51)
Quote (Wildcat @ Nov. 14 2006,16:19)
For goodness sakes give us a chance to know who's who before


OK in the Pink Corner is Lady P, one time friend and even longer time arch enemy of CaptMofo,,,,

In the Green white and Red corner is CaptMofo otherwise known as "FranTheBan" on account of how many forums he's been booted off '<img'>

And in the Red & White coner is yours truly aka Biggus who has had one or 2 gripes with CaptMofo in the past... there ya go

Ooohh, and me in the blue corner!

There's plenty of us on here who don't like mofo, and even more who aren't on this site and hate him too.

Do you think he should never have come in and say hello, never mind join.........

Sometimes you have to say goodbye mofo before you have even been pushed. So I will say it for you.

Ta ra dont let the door hit you too hard on the arse on your way out......
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« Reply #24 on: 14, November, 2006, 05:06:29 PM »
I don't think he's gonna listen.  He doesn't pay much attention to lesser beings, I mean women.
Love my new bike!