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Offline porkscratchin

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I don't do 'virtual beer'
« on: 16, October, 2006, 03:13:20 PM »
...only real beer!

New here...not based in London but leafy Berkshire..

erm, i ride a blade and my company bike is a h**da too...my company car is a Vauxhall..

I, err, can't think of anything else to say..

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« Reply #1 on: 16, October, 2006, 03:23:44 PM »
welcome to your new home, told u we were nicer than LB '<img'>  ':crazy'  ':crazy' , oops better slow down just in case '<img'>
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« Reply #2 on: 16, October, 2006, 03:28:32 PM »
Quote (Mr Rizla @ Oct. 16 2006,15:23)
welcome to your new home, told u we were nicer than LB '<img'>  ':crazy'  ':crazy' , oops better slow down just in case '<img'>

nice to be aboard......

right, i'm orf for a wander!!!
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« Reply #3 on: 16, October, 2006, 03:37:46 PM »
Oooh hello Del! How are the NDs? '<img'>
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« Reply #4 on: 16, October, 2006, 04:32:21 PM »
mmm!!   If Trigger & Riz know you, I have a feeling that we'd better be nice to you...  '<img'>    untill we get to meet you that is...  '<img'>

Welcome to the family Sir,  I'll have a real pint of Foster's then please!!!  '<img'>
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« Reply #5 on: 16, October, 2006, 04:39:20 PM »
Porky, welcome '<img'> The real drink sounds all good and a JD and coke would go down well today '<img'>

I think the Vauxhall is called a Panda and the H##da is called a Pan-Euro? Anyone know what the new guy does as a job?

I thought in the trackers topic you would have posted about those bikes you got back because one had a tracker? Great result '<img'>
Hope you are making jokes and have a smile on your face my Danish diplomatic friend. Long may your memory live!
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« Reply #6 on: 16, October, 2006, 04:57:31 PM »
Trigger?

Hmmmm??? ':rock:'

ND stil home sweet home , <scratches head as to identity of trigger>

yup traffic plod for TVP...

Pan for bike and VXR Vectra for car....

Although our Pans are grounded at the mo due to an inherent 'weave' problem at high speed..

this is only on the STX13 not the ST11..

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« Reply #7 on: 16, October, 2006, 05:01:25 PM »
Porky, you will find that there are a couple of police people here. Most of us have very different jobs and when we meet up its not shop we talk about but everything else '<img'>
Hope you are making jokes and have a smile on your face my Danish diplomatic friend. Long may your memory live!
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« Reply #8 on: 16, October, 2006, 05:22:34 PM »
Hi there and welcome to TLB.

I'll have a pint of stella please.

See you out and about soon.
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« Reply #9 on: 16, October, 2006, 05:36:43 PM »
Not the same Porkscratchin that came to Poole Quay a few weeks ago. Else I know another who is plod too, not that that would surprise anyone. ':blush':
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« Reply #10 on: 16, October, 2006, 05:40:58 PM »
Welcome,

Just to get the record striahgt Im a decent chap who always plays by the book!

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« Reply #11 on: 16, October, 2006, 05:52:54 PM »
Hi matey,

Great bunch of guys on here.  Wealth of experience and many laughs to be had.  Roll on 2007.  Get your name down for Spain!!!

See you out and about very soon.

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« Reply #12 on: 16, October, 2006, 06:19:22 PM »
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm uniforms!!!!!!!!!!!! ':p'  ':p'  ':p'  ':blush':

Sorry, went off track a bit there!!!!  Welcome to the madhouse!!!!!!!!!  '<img'>
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« Reply #13 on: 16, October, 2006, 06:59:16 PM »
Welcome!!

I hope that I am never bad enough to require the handcuffs '<img'>

Heard about you're unofficial TLB meet up on the '<img'>

Good to have another decent member of society join us  ':p'
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« Reply #14 on: 16, October, 2006, 07:50:21 PM »
Quote (porkscratchin @ Oct. 16 2006,16:57)
<scratches head as to identity of trigger>

<<<< in disguise.... I'm not very memorable - quiet, shy and retiring type me. Like knitting, ecclesiastical embroidery, that kind of thing.. Only bike i own is a Raleigh Shopper.

Oh and I live round the corner from you  '<img'>
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« Reply #15 on: 16, October, 2006, 07:50:56 PM »
welcome to the nut house.  hope to see ya out soon only not when ya on duty lol




there'dbe more environment left to care for if the f*cking vegetarians would stop eating it

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« Reply #16 on: 16, October, 2006, 10:21:48 PM »
Welcome aboard '<img'>

See you out an about sometime soon...

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« Reply #17 on: 16, October, 2006, 10:33:42 PM »
Welcome to the mad house....... '<img'>

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« Reply #18 on: 17, October, 2006, 10:00:31 AM »
hey, would you by any chance be "porkscratchin", from the nutters ?????? if soo, long time no see mate (since high ropes i believe), hope ure well '<img'>
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« Reply #19 on: 17, October, 2006, 12:32:47 PM »
Hello Mr Scratchin, welcome
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« Reply #20 on: 17, October, 2006, 12:34:19 PM »
Quote (andyblade @ Oct. 17 2006,10:00)
hey, would you by any chance be "porkscratchin", from the nutters ?????? if soo, long time no see mate (since high ropes i believe), hope ure well '<img'>

yup...that's me.... ':p'
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« Reply #21 on: 17, October, 2006, 12:44:07 PM »
Everybody knows you! Big non-virtual round coming up then... '<img'>
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« Reply #22 on: 17, October, 2006, 04:27:24 PM »
Welcome mate I love this place they allow me to be virtualy naughty and nice hehe....
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« Reply #23 on: 17, October, 2006, 05:11:57 PM »
Hey Porky, how are you? Loving the new show on sky one but there seems to be less of you. Anyways, welcome.
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« Reply #24 on: 17, October, 2006, 06:26:21 PM »
Quote (Snap @ Oct. 17 2006,17:11)
Hey Porky, how are you? Loving the new show on sky one but there seems to be less of you. Anyways, welcome.

I'm not in the latest series Snap, i left the proactive team to go back onto bikes...

But i still feature in the first three series....(and surely that's ENOUGH of me??!!!! :! )
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