* Online Rider

  • user Google
  • user Baidu (16)

* Online Chat

Refresh History
  • Edward TCC: I'll stick something up on the News
    01, May, 2012, 11:36:03 AM
  • Edward TCC: Thanks trouty
    01, May, 2012, 11:35:47 AM
  • Mr Rizla: ug more like quack quack
    01, May, 2012, 11:26:32 AM
  • Aceman: Ug!
    30, April, 2012, 12:39:57 AM
  • Funster: Morning ;)
    23, April, 2012, 08:22:10 AM
  • naughty lee: tempted to visit london tonight. is the ace gonna be open?
    06, April, 2012, 11:21:30 AM
  • Dice: depends whose in the pool
    01, April, 2012, 09:54:06 PM
  • Mr Rizla: jelly or custard?
    28, March, 2012, 09:24:44 PM
  • Mr Rizla: morning all
    28, March, 2012, 08:31:09 AM
  • RedOne: no.... nobody here
    27, March, 2012, 11:46:59 PM
  • roach: test
    26, March, 2012, 01:30:27 PM
  • Mr Rizla: elo,elo,elo, anyone there...
    24, March, 2012, 09:39:58 PM

* Events

Author Topic: I f$&£ing caught one  (Read 1748 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline dread

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,418
I f$&£ing caught one
« on: 23, September, 2006, 06:29:16 PM »
Was at my mates place in the early hours to watch the qualifying for the motogp, when in the background I thought I heard my bike alarm, (he didn't hear a thing) so I went out to check and there was 2 guys with crash helmets on hovering over my bike, so as i ran down his path they saw me coming and legged it, and I gave chase and was catching them quick, I was thinking I gonna kill one of these guys if I catch them, they got to the end of the road and turned the corner, and as i ran around the corner I saw a bike parked up, a gsxr600 WITH NO NUMBER PLATE, instantly I thought thats got to be the bike they came on, so I stopped chasing them, checked out the bike and other than it having no number plate it was all ok, it didn't look like it had been nicked, at which time my friend appeared around the corner, said he'd phoned the police and they were on their way.
We were in agreement that this must be their bike, so we manhandle it down the road and left it outside his house. Then the police turned up and took all the details of the incident, checked out their bike and it came back not lost or stolen, as they gave the details I got the name and address of the registered owner (which I have written down), so it seems one of the guys might be the owner of the bike.
Anyway the police left and we took it in turns to watch the qualifying and the bike, then an hour later we saw a guy come walking up the road and walked straight past so we thought nothing of it, then we saw him walking back down the road, stopped near the bike then carried on, I said if he comes back again we'll jump him, then 10 minutes later we saw him come back looking around then head for the bike thats when we rush out and grabbed him, I hit him a few times then dragged him into my friends front garden, he had the key for the bike which i took from him, we were just about to stomp him proper when my friend informed me there was a police van coming up the road, they must have seen a bit of the comotion as they stopped to find out what was going on, immediately the guy admitted to them that it was him who tried to nick my bike, and he offered to pay for any damages, the police straight away put him in handcuffs and stuck him in the back of the van, checked back to there hq for the details of the incident and said they were taking him in. I asked what was going to happen to their bike and he said as it's not reported lost or stolen they can't recover it, they guy they nicked then told them I had the key for the bike, so they took it and said the registered owner can come to the station and get it  '<img'>  .

(f$ck me this is long)

The downside is I have a broken ignition barrel and a cracked top yoke, so i will be off the road until it is all sorted out,  '<img'>   . The other downside is that I never got to stomp on him some more.   '<img'>  '<img'>
LIFE is so good at times

that sometimes i just want to rip it's clothes off and shag it

Offline andyblade

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,688
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #1 on: 23, September, 2006, 07:18:16 PM »
sorry to hear this mate, at least you caught the guy and gave him a bit of a slap, pitty the cops turned up when they did though a few more mins and you would have been laughing, with bike thiefs a few slaps is never enough,
hope you get back on the road soon, i know what its like when you wanna ride but cant
teleovsion is my teacher, mother, and secret lover....

Offline DangerMouse

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,641
  • Keep The Spirit!
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #2 on: 23, September, 2006, 07:22:34 PM »
Well done mate.  I had a 9r stolen and only wished i had come round the corner while they were doing it.  To be honest the damage on your bike isnt a lot and could of been a whole lot worse.  All i can say mate is well done wish i had been there!!! '<img'>  '<img'>  '<img'>

Chris
Mad


The Roads are there to be ridden!

Offline Joolz

  • Biker..
  • **
  • Posts: 150
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #3 on: 23, September, 2006, 07:57:28 PM »
Glad you still got your bike, even with the damage!

I must admit, I had a chuckle envisaging you two giving that guy a slap!  But im also glad it all came to a satisfactory end and that you two are safe. '<img'>
Insanity runs in my family..........it practically gallops!

Offline Flying Scot

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,061
  • I DON'T RIDE FAST I JUST FLY LOW
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #4 on: 23, September, 2006, 09:38:04 PM »
great you gave him a slap last time I done that I knocked the wee scrot out and I got lifted '<img'>
Ron      

Offline pieman

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,030
  • the daddy mac
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #5 on: 23, September, 2006, 09:50:02 PM »
glad they didn't get it, can't have my plate mate go missing!!!
I must admit I'm giggling at the thought of you waiting in the dark to beat the shite out of some unsuspecting shitbag. Ruff Justice. The only bad thing is that they can only do him for attempted theft or criminal damage, which is surely not as heinous in their eyes as if they'd actually nicked it. ':rock:'
is that thunder i can hear?

Offline Mikey

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,668
  • Team T. Racing
    • http://groups.msn.com/MikeysFazerGroup
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #6 on: 23, September, 2006, 09:55:39 PM »
I am amazed that you found yourself in sucha situation and took such positive action. Well done mate, you have done both yourself and other potential victims a favour. He must have been scared shitless of you  '<img'>
Allez-Oop La!

GSX-R Trophy #27

BMCRC Rookie 600s #9

Team T. Racing
http://www.teamtracing.co.uk

Offline MATTP

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 5,567
  • RIP BJ!
    • Search Foundry
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #7 on: 23, September, 2006, 10:20:10 PM »
F#UK me mate if you had your boots on from the Germany trip I think a trip to A&E would be the result if they contected with the winker '<img'>
Happy that the ZX is still with you '<img'> Good job mate!
Hope you are making jokes and have a smile on your face my Danish diplomatic friend. Long may your memory live!
RiP BJ
4-1 against the Manure and what a great win it was!

Offline Grandma

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,731
  • Power Ranger
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #8 on: 24, September, 2006, 10:41:00 AM »
Fantastic, what a Hero, surprised you managed to restrain yourself after having had one bike nicked ':p'
Fabulous to hear when someone strikes a blow for us (literally)
Hope you have your bike sorted soon, thank goodnes you still have it '<img'>
You are a STAR '<img'>
Growing old disgracefully

Offline Dodge

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,916
    • WISL Electrical
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #9 on: 24, September, 2006, 11:11:12 AM »
Bloody brilliant fella......  bugger that the prats damaged the bike tho...

bet they shit themselves   ':p'
Wallace Interior Solutions #66 F1 Sidecar Racing Team
              
www.refurbishmentlondon.org.uk           

www.niceicelectricianlondon.co.uk

Burger

  • Guest
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #10 on: 24, September, 2006, 12:06:21 PM »
Dread, you still have this guys name and address? ':rock:'

I suggest paying him a visit.

Offline **SPIDER**

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,399
  • MAN
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #11 on: 24, September, 2006, 01:33:50 PM »
Sorry to hear,,mate....

Offline Darkmonster

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 4,065
  • Road Devils est 1946
    • www.prophotophotography.com
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #12 on: 24, September, 2006, 03:31:24 PM »
Quote (pieman @ Sep. 23 2006,13:50)
I must admit I'm giggling at the thought of you waiting in the dark to beat the shite out of some unsuspecting shitbag.

I'd have loved to have been there to see the look on the guys face when Daniel leapt out on him!!

Congrats on the detainment Daniel, good you got some 'self defence' slaps in  '<img'>
Yes, I really do live in California....

ROAD DEVILS ™

Offline Biker Biker

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 4,641
  • Enigmatic
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #13 on: 24, September, 2006, 03:36:19 PM »
Oh Dread it makes me feel sick.... they make me so angry.

I suggest we use the address and register him for as much junk mail and market reserch as we can.
People will forget what you have said and they will forget what you have done--but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

Offline Joolz

  • Biker..
  • **
  • Posts: 150
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #14 on: 24, September, 2006, 05:13:52 PM »
Quote (Biker Biker @ Sep. 24 2006,15:36)
Oh Dread it makes me feel sick.... they make me so angry.

I suggest we use the address and register him for as much junk mail and market reserch as we can.

...............and ordering pizzas and 3am mini cabs........or is that too evil  ':devil'

ps. why isnt there an Angel emoticon lol
Insanity runs in my family..........it practically gallops!

Offline Triggerhappybaby

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,437
  • Head like a bag of fighting cats
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #15 on: 24, September, 2006, 05:41:27 PM »
Quote (Joolz @ Sep. 24 2006,17:13)
ps. why isnt there an Angel emoticon lol

Why do you think?  '<img'>

Dread was really gutted to hear bout your run-in with such pond-life. I hope you are back on the road soon - we're not a fighting force if we are one Ninja turtle down...  '<img'>
No woman ever shot her husband whilst he was washing the dinner pots

Offline Biker Biker

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 4,641
  • Enigmatic
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #16 on: 25, September, 2006, 08:30:44 AM »
Quote (Joolz @ Sep. 24 2006,17:13)
ps. why isnt there an Angel emoticon lol

'<img'>  '<img'>

You've never been out with this lot

We have no use for an Angelic face ha ha
People will forget what you have said and they will forget what you have done--but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

Offline Weaver

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 4,165
  • I love RO-well he did fly half way round world for me!
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #17 on: 25, September, 2006, 08:38:47 AM »
Sorry to hear about your bike but great that one bike thief is actually caught.  

If he was on his bike - ask the police if he gets to keep it or whether they can impound it (since he was riding illegally with no plate) and then sell it and give you some dosh for repairs?
 

Offline fruitskin

  • London Biker
  • ***
  • Posts: 589
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #18 on: 25, September, 2006, 09:01:06 AM »
sorry to hear that dan - feckin arseholes.

but what a legend for catching one.

check out the address, see if you can see that GSXR parked outside, and when your sure its the address of the thief, post it on here - or at least PM me with it...

 ':devil'

Offline freckles

  • Biker..
  • **
  • Posts: 105
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #19 on: 25, September, 2006, 09:44:04 AM »
little bxxders , very clever of you to notice the onther bike. Considering you were chasing them at the time to kill them, and fare play. You mess with someone's stuff, then you have to be prepared for the consequences, in others words being caught out by you.

Anyway just wanted to say you were missed on sat and sorry to hear bout your bike.

Freckles.    ':oo'

Offline The old man

  • London Biker
  • ***
  • Posts: 591
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #20 on: 25, September, 2006, 09:51:59 AM »
I think this is all very harsh. Maybe this guy was from a poor background, a single parent upbringing and is only trying to make ends meet.
Maybe he was just trying to earn enough to feed his children.

In Doncaster, our 'Joy riders' are given driving lessons to ensure that they can control a vehicle, thus removing some of the danger to other inconsiderate people who happen to walking on pavements and get in the joy riders way.

Didn't you even consider inviting him in to watch the practice, shre some pizza and a couple of bottles of beer? Could you not then have sent him on is way with a complimentary ticket for the wheelie school? You could have then felt safe in the knowledge that if he stole anyone elses bike, the probability of it coming back 'Undamaged' would have been a lot higher.

Your so thoughtless you lot, you've got no compassion.

PS. You should have cut his balls off
2.3ltr triples are mad, old men on 2.3ltr triples are madder.

Heavier than Billy Bunters Dinner Plate.

Offline Triggerhappybaby

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,437
  • Head like a bag of fighting cats
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #21 on: 25, September, 2006, 09:57:58 AM »
'<img'>  for a fraction of a second there I thought you'd been captured by aliens!
No woman ever shot her husband whilst he was washing the dinner pots

Offline dread

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,418
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #22 on: 25, September, 2006, 11:16:59 AM »
Thanks for the reply's guys, turns out this guy has got a long rap sheet for bike thefts and is well known to the police, the bikes owner (probably the one that got away) hasn't turned up for his bike as the police have the keys and it turns out it's not insured, so they want to have a chat with him anyway. (Don't know if it was him or some other scumbag who was riding it).

I've ordered the parts I need so hopefully I won't be off the road for too long.

P.s suggestions on what to do to his bike, b4 he gets it back  '<img'> '<img'>
LIFE is so good at times

that sometimes i just want to rip it's clothes off and shag it

Offline Biker Biker

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 4,641
  • Enigmatic
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #23 on: 25, September, 2006, 11:23:50 AM »
Let the Burger have it for practice ':p'
People will forget what you have said and they will forget what you have done--but they will never forget the way you made them feel.

Offline MATTP

  • Long Termer
  • ****
  • Posts: 5,567
  • RIP BJ!
    • Search Foundry
I f$&£ing caught one
« Reply #24 on: 25, September, 2006, 11:30:00 AM »
I say put it on E-bay and ask if anyone has had one stolen. Chances are that this is a stolen bike and the onwer would love to have it back. Another idea is to take photos of the bike and I'll post them on other sites. It would be a good warning to others that if you see a bike like this and a rider like this then don't stop at home.

Hope to see you out soon Dread '<img'>
Hope you are making jokes and have a smile on your face my Danish diplomatic friend. Long may your memory live!
RiP BJ
4-1 against the Manure and what a great win it was!