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Offline Triggerhappybaby

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« on: 15, September, 2006, 10:49:32 AM »
anything or anyone for 24 hours who would you choose to be?
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« Reply #1 on: 15, September, 2006, 10:59:13 AM »
The guy who caused my accident this morning so I could go out and get his body bashed up....hehehe


Otherwise someone with enough money that I could nick a load and just go travelling for a few years all over the world......
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« Reply #2 on: 15, September, 2006, 10:59:56 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: 15, September, 2006, 11:29:12 AM »
Tony Blair and this is what I'd do:

I'd sleep with some nice girl to put the mail box in her place '<img'>
I'd have a meeting with Gordon and tell him when I go you are going to!
I'd have a meeting with Ken L and tell him as of today all your powers over public transport have gone and given to Mattp from TLB '<img'>
I'd have lunch with the Queen and say sorry for all the bad things I'd done to the country.
I'd have a video link meeting with GWB and tell him the UK troops will be out of Iraq and defending the UK people before Christmas.
I'd have dinner with Jamie Oliver and tell him that he now had total power over all food that is sold in all schools in the UK.
I would finish by having a large smoke out front of Downing street and thinking this is what should have been done years ago. '<img'>
Hope you are making jokes and have a smile on your face my Danish diplomatic friend. Long may your memory live!
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« Reply #4 on: 15, September, 2006, 11:32:59 AM »
someone very wealthy, whilst I was that person I'd give my original self lots and lots of money '<img'>

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« Reply #5 on: 15, September, 2006, 12:09:08 PM »
i reckon I would love to live the life of a rock star for a day - (on the day of Live8) can you imagine singing to millions of people while they sing along with your songs!!  '<img'>

the perks of the job are probably pretty good too

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« Reply #6 on: 15, September, 2006, 12:16:31 PM »
actually being someone living on another planet somewhere off in another galaxy for a day would be pretty cool '<img'>

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« Reply #7 on: 15, September, 2006, 12:28:24 PM »
Quote (Guest @ Sep. 15 2006,12:16)
actually being someone living on another planet somewhere off in another galaxy for a day would be pretty cool '<img'>

After all, we just celebrated 40 years of Startrek '<img'>
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« Reply #8 on: 15, September, 2006, 12:33:47 PM »
Trigger's evil twin ':p'
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« Reply #9 on: 15, September, 2006, 01:25:23 PM »
Tommy Lee...on a non prison day.

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« Reply #10 on: 15, September, 2006, 01:50:09 PM »
Quote (Biker Biker @ Sep. 15 2006,12:33)
Trigger's evil twin ':p'

'<img'>  be very careful what you wish for... she's a very bad girl with no conscience, scruples or ability to resist even the slightest temptation. 24 hours with her could get you into an awful lot of trouble   ':crazy'  She's got a very nice selection of underwear though.
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« Reply #11 on: 15, September, 2006, 01:56:36 PM »
Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ Sep. 15 2006,13:50)
Quote (Biker Biker @ Sep. 15 2006,12:33)
Trigger's evil twin ':p'

'<img'>  be very careful what you wish for... she's a very bad girl with no conscience, scruples or ability to resist even the slightest temptation. 24 hours with her could get you into an awful lot of trouble   ':crazy'  She's got a very nice selection of underwear though.

Sounds just like the kind of corruption I need  ':devil'
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« Reply #12 on: 15, September, 2006, 01:58:05 PM »
did somone mention "Corruption", oops, sorry its the techie side of me kickin in '<img'>
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« Reply #13 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:07:01 PM »
Scottie your assistance is not needed, Trigger is in command of corruption ':p'
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« Reply #14 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:10:39 PM »
a helping "hand" never hurts, but may tickle
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« Reply #15 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:16:26 PM »
What can you expect of poor old Riz when you post things like that........we will give him a heart attack one day

To be honest I reckon most men will run scared once us girlies get really going........

Trigger you can corrupt me anytime.........heheheh (see how his blood pressure copes with that).. ':lurve:'
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« Reply #16 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:18:17 PM »
Id be Micheal Schumacher for the day hooning around with his bird and test driving Ferrari's, and also make a nice online transfer to my account in the evening!  '<img'>

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« Reply #17 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:19:12 PM »
Im not "most men"  ':upside'  ':upside'
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« Reply #18 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:26:24 PM »
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Trigger you can corrupt me anytime.........

Anna you've made the classic mistake of assuming that Trigger and her evil twin are one and the same person. Trigger couldn't corrupt anyone she's a good, hard-working girl, too shy to talk to boys, brought up well in a stable family environment.
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« Reply #19 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:27:05 PM »
Barry, if you don't help yourself we can't do it for you

Delete, Delete, Delete before Sammie gets in here
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« Reply #20 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:37:52 PM »
Its ok, she hasnt walked out of the welcome section yet! Im safe for a week, by which time she wont even open this thread!  '<img'>  

Now dont you guys be sending any PM's with this post as a link!  ':crazy'

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« Reply #21 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:47:05 PM »
Sorry Annie your evil twin can corrupt me anytime..........
Riz you asking 4 trouble but thats cause you love it..........

Barry such a sweet young boy who really does not know what to do or think yet.....Sammi will educate you I'm sure.....hehehe
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« Reply #22 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:49:51 PM »
As its Friday I can let the smut flow! She dont need to show me! and theres a reason for her walking funny after getting off the bike!  '<img'>  '<img'>

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« Reply #23 on: 15, September, 2006, 02:58:45 PM »
You didn't tell her that was the pillion seat did you? bad boy '<img'>
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« Reply #24 on: 15, September, 2006, 03:04:36 PM »
Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ Sep. 15 2006,14:58)
You didn't tell her that was the pillion seat did you? bad boy '<img'>

':p'  Its not my fault she believed me! But as weve had bad weather this week I need to do something about the "pillion seating position" keeps moaning about being wet or something?  '<img'>