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Offline scorps

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« Reply #25 on: 17, August, 2006, 01:17:06 PM »
got the death penalty '<img'>

wonder how many people put the wrong answer for under age sex taking into concideration that you could of been under age too dont tell me you all started after you was 16 lol




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« Reply #26 on: 17, August, 2006, 01:36:30 PM »
Well it dosent say underage sex it just says with someone under16

But if that is the case got it down too

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« Reply #27 on: 17, August, 2006, 01:39:26 PM »
I think its a joke '<img'> I had fun when I was younger and once I found out what I was doing could send me to jail I gave it up '<img'> . Lucky Blair and his mates to keep this information or they would try and give me an ASBO (WINKERS!'<img'> Having a fun day ':p'
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« Reply #28 on: 17, August, 2006, 02:14:27 PM »
Quote (scorps @ Aug. 17 2006,13:17)
got the death penalty '<img'>

wonder how many people put the wrong answer for under age sex taking into concideration that you could of been under age too dont tell me you all started after you was 16 lol

Some of us can handle temptation, others cant '<img'>
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« Reply #29 on: 17, August, 2006, 02:47:26 PM »
Quote (Mr Rizla @ Aug. 17 2006,14:14
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Some of us can handle temptation, others cant '<img'>

Yeh right and who are you trying to Kid Boyo..... ':O'
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« Reply #30 on: 17, August, 2006, 04:05:49 PM »
ooops!!!!

Years in prison: 131 Potential fine: £7000     ':blush':

good job I don't live in indonesia!!!!   '<img'>
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« Reply #31 on: 17, August, 2006, 04:09:21 PM »
Dear God, I didn't think I was that bad !! . . . 97 years inside, £7000 Fine and possibility of the death penalty !
Looks like I'm not the only dodgy one around here though !!!!
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« Reply #32 on: 17, August, 2006, 04:52:29 PM »
Sounds like we all fit here perfectly apart from Trouty who is to good or just won't let us know how dodgy he really is.....He He........ '<img'>
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« Reply #33 on: 17, August, 2006, 05:30:16 PM »
21.5 years, £0 fine. Am such a good girl.
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« Reply #34 on: 17, August, 2006, 08:30:42 PM »
121 years £7000 fine and the possibility of the death penalty ':rock:'

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« Reply #35 on: 17, August, 2006, 09:28:19 PM »
24.5 years, 2 grand fine '<img'>
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« Reply #36 on: 17, August, 2006, 09:33:05 PM »
22.5 years in Prison and fined £5000.  Better sell the bike now!
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« Reply #37 on: 17, August, 2006, 09:52:13 PM »
I've had a dodgy couple of days, I'm doing a bit of an iffy job at the moment, and I've had a bodyguard and a police Escort, it's been hilarious in traffic with me on my barely legal  matt black and gaffer tape XT committing all kinds of traffic offences with gay abandon with the boys in blue desparately trying to keep up in an Astra. I've prob earned about 5 grand in fines and 3 years imprisonment since yesterday. Hysterical. More of the same on Monday. '<img'>

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« Reply #38 on: 17, August, 2006, 10:12:32 PM »
5.5 years and £5000 fine

I feel like a saint compaired to you bunch of hooligans  '<img'>





Oh...

and the Bow and arrow question cracked me up '<img'>

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« Reply #39 on: 17, August, 2006, 10:19:08 PM »
Quote (Matt zx9 @ Aug. 16 2006,21:38)
Ah...

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000

':blush':

(I had a good defence in several cases but there wasnt a jury to plead pathetically to)

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I'm just "risky"! Years in prison: 8. Potential fine: £5000.

I'll come and visit you babe!  '<img'>  ':lurve:'  
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« Reply #40 on: 18, August, 2006, 05:23:20 AM »
Looks like I'm the purest person on here.  Martin
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« Reply #41 on: 18, August, 2006, 01:59:37 PM »
And heres me thinking i was a bad girl!!!

15 years in prison and £7000 potential fine!!!
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« Reply #42 on: 18, August, 2006, 04:32:04 PM »
':oo'

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000 !!!

Must have been the masturbating that did it  ':p'
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« Reply #43 on: 18, August, 2006, 05:16:16 PM »
And the running around naked at home and the sex under the age of 16 - the list is endless!!!!!
':p'
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« Reply #44 on: 18, August, 2006, 08:39:20 PM »
Quote (piercedprincess @ Aug. 18 2006,17:16)
And the running around naked at home and the sex under the age of 16 - the list is endless!!!!!
':p'

OMG, you mean i left my cam on AGAIN!
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« Reply #45 on: 19, August, 2006, 05:56:35 PM »
Oh yeah - I forgot to mention the anal sex!!!!  '<img'>  '<img'>  '<img'>
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« Reply #46 on: 19, August, 2006, 06:16:16 PM »
trust you to make the thread sleazy, '<img'>
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« Reply #47 on: 19, August, 2006, 09:11:31 PM »
Joolz we must be related....

46.5 years and a fine of £7000
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« Reply #48 on: 20, August, 2006, 09:28:47 PM »
Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £0

I lead such a boring life!
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