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tallgirl
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Posts: 1,533
BigBird is me !
How dodgy are you
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16, August, 2006, 07:53:36 PM »
howdodgy are you
Not bad 0.5 years and £50 fine some others I know got 80 years a £7000 fine
Ok so I may not have answered all the questions honestly the first time hehe......
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000
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MATTP
Long Termer
Posts: 5,567
RIP BJ!
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16, August, 2006, 08:00:45 PM »
Not good
'> Looking at living in a B&B for many, many years
'> But I've ben told you get Sky and good food
"Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!"
The problem here is that a lot of the answers are from when I was 15 - 20.
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RiP BJ
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Mr Rizla
Long Termer
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Unbiased, yeh right !!
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16, August, 2006, 08:40:16 PM »
Hmm 7.5 years but no fine
'>, score doesnt count if u not 100% honest TG
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Wildcat
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Posts: 3,321
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Reply #3 on:
16, August, 2006, 09:19:51 PM »
60yrs and 2 grand - oops
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Matt zx9
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It's all going south.
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16, August, 2006, 09:38:03 PM »
Ah...
Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000
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(I had a good defence in several cases but there wasnt a jury to plead pathetically to)
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TallGuy
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Hondaholic
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Reply #5 on:
16, August, 2006, 09:39:44 PM »
19yr and nil fine, but it's total b0ll0x as all the things were all done legally.
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Tall Guy
Free advice is just that. Remember, you get what you pay for.
Cars - 1, Bikes - 4, Women - 0, Friends - Many, Jobs - 2. Life is a bowl of prunes
Tino
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Posts: 2,439
Professional Cynic
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Reply #6 on:
16, August, 2006, 10:16:08 PM »
17years in prison but no fine for me
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andyblade
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Posts: 1,688
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16, August, 2006, 10:24:06 PM »
110.5 years in prison, but on the up side only £2000 fine, maybe i should lie and try to get my sentence down ?
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rossidude46
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Posts: 383
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16, August, 2006, 10:50:56 PM »
Years in prison: 47.5 Potential fine: £9500 , thankfully they didn't ask certain other questions
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Eddie clutch burner
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16, August, 2006, 11:05:27 PM »
48 years and £9500 fine and I think I got off lightly.
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andyblade
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Posts: 1,688
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16, August, 2006, 11:17:32 PM »
the think that worries me the most is that i only sain no to a few of them, i know a certain someone (tt) thinks im dodgy already, so this is just gonna confirm it
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Hoppy
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You cant polish a Turd!
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16, August, 2006, 11:30:37 PM »
14 years & £9500
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Aceman
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In Your Face!
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17, August, 2006, 02:42:17 AM »
5 years but with a zero £. Martin
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Flying Scot
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I DON'T RIDE FAST I JUST FLY LOW
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17, August, 2006, 06:38:12 AM »
Can't tell you mine need to run to spain
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Ron
Darkmonster
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Road Devils est 1946
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17, August, 2006, 08:01:58 AM »
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000 :!
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whufl
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Reply #15 on:
17, August, 2006, 08:49:16 AM »
Honest guv it wernt me, 33 years at her majesty's pleasure and a £7500 fine, it was a stitch up
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Jay*
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17, August, 2006, 09:55:10 AM »
Hmmm
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000
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Matt zx9
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It's all going south.
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Reply #17 on:
17, August, 2006, 10:00:11 AM »
Quote
(Jay* @ Aug. 17 2006,09:55)
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000
You got the same fine as me, and exactly 10 years more in the clink. From that I can probably work out what you've done!
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Oh, and vice versa
Our little secret eh?
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andyblade
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Reply #18 on:
17, August, 2006, 11:11:37 AM »
oh come on, someone has to be worse than me, im not that bad, be honest people
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teleovsion is my teacher, mother, and secret lover....
Burger
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17, August, 2006, 11:24:59 AM »
47.5 Years, I dont think its bad compared to all you crims!
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Alba
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I love a juicy "Burger"
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17, August, 2006, 11:44:07 AM »
I've got 18 years + £ 7000 and possible death penalty...very dodgy
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Mr Rizla
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Unbiased, yeh right !!
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Reply #21 on:
17, August, 2006, 11:46:03 AM »
m8 at work got 131 yrs and £7000 fine, possible death pen also
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Mr Rizla
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Unbiased, yeh right !!
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Reply #22 on:
17, August, 2006, 12:02:05 PM »
other dodgy bugger got 132 yrs and £9500 fine, think i need more respectable work mates
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simon78
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Posts: 133
How dodgy are you
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Reply #23 on:
17, August, 2006, 12:52:51 PM »
Looks like I won't be seeing you guys on Fridays for the next 29 years! And I'm going to have to sell up to pay the £7k fine! I've had better days.
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trouty
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Posts: 8,193
Sliding on Ass
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Reply #24 on:
17, August, 2006, 12:56:25 PM »
non dodgy at all, purer than freshly fallen snow
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