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Offline tallgirl

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« on: 16, August, 2006, 07:53:36 PM »
howdodgy are you

Not bad 0.5 years and £50 fine some others I know got 80 years a £7000 fine

Ok so I may not have answered all the questions honestly the first time hehe......

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

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Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000
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Offline MATTP

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« Reply #1 on: 16, August, 2006, 08:00:45 PM »
Not good '<img'>  Looking at living in a B&B for many, many years '<img'>  But I've ben told you get Sky and good food ':p'

"Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!"

The problem here is that a lot of the answers are from when I was 15 - 20.
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Offline Mr Rizla

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« Reply #2 on: 16, August, 2006, 08:40:16 PM »
Hmm 7.5 years but no fine '<img'>, score doesnt count if u not 100% honest TG  ':rock:'
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Offline Wildcat

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« Reply #3 on: 16, August, 2006, 09:19:51 PM »
60yrs and 2 grand - oops

Offline Matt zx9

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« Reply #4 on: 16, August, 2006, 09:38:03 PM »
Ah...

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000

':blush':

(I had a good defence in several cases but there wasnt a jury to plead pathetically to)

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Offline TallGuy

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« Reply #5 on: 16, August, 2006, 09:39:44 PM »
19yr and nil fine, but it's total b0ll0x as all the things were all done legally. '<img'>
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Offline Tino

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« Reply #6 on: 16, August, 2006, 10:16:08 PM »
17years in prison but no fine for me ':p'
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« Reply #7 on: 16, August, 2006, 10:24:06 PM »
110.5 years in prison, but on the up side only £2000 fine, maybe i should lie and try to get my sentence down ?
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Offline rossidude46

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« Reply #8 on: 16, August, 2006, 10:50:56 PM »
Years in prison: 47.5 Potential fine: £9500 , thankfully they didn't ask certain other questions '<img'>
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« Reply #9 on: 16, August, 2006, 11:05:27 PM »
48 years and £9500 fine and I think I got off lightly.
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« Reply #10 on: 16, August, 2006, 11:17:32 PM »
the think that worries me the most is that i only sain no to a few of them, i know a certain someone (tt) thinks im dodgy already, so this is just gonna confirm it '<img'>
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Offline Hoppy

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« Reply #11 on: 16, August, 2006, 11:30:37 PM »
14 years & £9500 '<img'>
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Offline Aceman

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« Reply #12 on: 17, August, 2006, 02:42:17 AM »
5 years but with a zero £.  Martin
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Offline Flying Scot

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« Reply #13 on: 17, August, 2006, 06:38:12 AM »
Can't tell you mine need to run to spain
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« Reply #14 on: 17, August, 2006, 08:01:58 AM »
Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000   :!
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Offline whufl

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« Reply #15 on: 17, August, 2006, 08:49:16 AM »
Honest guv it wernt me, 33 years at her majesty's pleasure  and a £7500 fine, it was a stitch up

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« Reply #16 on: 17, August, 2006, 09:55:10 AM »
Hmmm

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000

Offline Matt zx9

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« Reply #17 on: 17, August, 2006, 10:00:11 AM »
Quote (Jay* @ Aug. 17 2006,09:55)
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000

You got the same fine as me, and exactly 10 years more in the clink. From that I can probably work out what you've done!   '<img'>


Oh, and vice versa   ':stoopid:'
Our little secret eh?   '<img'>

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« Reply #18 on: 17, August, 2006, 11:11:37 AM »
oh come on, someone has to be worse than me, im not that bad, be honest people '<img'>
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« Reply #19 on: 17, August, 2006, 11:24:59 AM »
47.5 Years, I dont think its bad compared to all you crims! '<img'>

Offline Alba

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« Reply #20 on: 17, August, 2006, 11:44:07 AM »
I've got 18 years + £ 7000 and possible death penalty...very dodgy
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« Reply #21 on: 17, August, 2006, 11:46:03 AM »
m8 at work got 131 yrs and £7000 fine, possible death pen also
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« Reply #22 on: 17, August, 2006, 12:02:05 PM »
other dodgy bugger got 132 yrs and £9500 fine, think i need more respectable work mates
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« Reply #23 on: 17, August, 2006, 12:52:51 PM »
Looks like I won't be seeing you guys on Fridays for the next 29 years! And I'm going to have to sell up to pay the £7k fine! I've had better days.

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« Reply #24 on: 17, August, 2006, 12:56:25 PM »
non dodgy at all, purer than freshly fallen snow '<img'>