Author Topic: Sleezebay! (Read 886 times)

skybaby · « **on:** 26, July, 2006, 05:40:40 PM »

Am selling my leathers on ebay and someone sent me this enquiry

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Question from carlstiggy
carlstiggy( 0)
Positive feedback: 0%
Member since: 07-Feb-06
Location: Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom
Registered on: www.ebay.co.uk

Item: LADIES SHOEI LEATHERS SIZE 10 (170011273207)
This message was sent while the listing was active.
carlstiggy is a potential buyer.

do you have your own bike ive got my own leathers and helmet would you take me out on the back of your bike

What should I reply?

Bec

trouty · « **Reply #1 on:** 26, July, 2006, 05:44:44 PM »

Potential bike theif!!

reply, saying that you only ever rode pillion with B/F, but he sold the bike when he joined the police force.

Burger · « **Reply #2 on:** 26, July, 2006, 05:47:08 PM »

Ha ah ha ha

'> nice one trouty!

Say, Thanks I would love to take you out for a ride. As soon as I have sold these leathers for my sister Ill pick you up.

did I mention that I was 2 foot tall, Grey hair, flat chest out of shape 15 stone woman? ':blush'

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scorps · « **Reply #3 on:** 26, July, 2006, 05:57:07 PM »

say i would love to take you out but i am banned for killing my last pilion thats why i am selling the leathers to buy mor fags here in hollaway womens prison
ps maybe when i get out in a few years eh!

tallgirl · « **Reply #4 on:** 26, July, 2006, 06:49:58 PM »

Tell him only if your mate can come along she is 6'4 and has always acted as your body guard hehehe!!!!!!!!!

gingerbikerchick · « **Reply #5 on:** 26, July, 2006, 07:39:39 PM »

Say you aren't ensured to take pillion (gets out of it without being rude)

Tell him to put an ad in the back of Performance Bike Section-"wanted pillion ride" (helpful and informative)

Wildcat · « **Reply #6 on:** 27, July, 2006, 07:13:51 AM »

I would have done, but they won't let me ride anymore now I'm in my eighties

Mikey · « **Reply #7 on:** 27, July, 2006, 10:35:34 AM »

I've given up biking since the op

SITCH76 · « **Reply #8 on:** 27, July, 2006, 10:47:55 AM »

just say arrange a time and date and place and never show up, then get someone else to show up with a video camera and record the weirdo standing there like a tit

BollockChops · « **Reply #9 on:** 27, July, 2006, 11:14:03 AM »

I like the Stitchman idea. But if him is thief, why don't we follow you from distance. You could be da bait. And if he try any thing, we jump him. Dat'll learn im innit!

simon78 · « **Reply #10 on:** 27, July, 2006, 11:36:57 AM »

I've still yet to buy or sell anything on ebay. My friends brother advertised is bike on ebay for sale. He got in contact with the highest bidder and gave him the address of the bike, arranging a collection and payment date. On that date the bike was stolen from outside his house. Read it to that what you want!! ':rock:'

My advice is be very careful with ebay. Personally don't trust it and not likely to use it.

TallGuy · « **Reply #11 on:** 27, July, 2006, 12:42:02 PM »

If I lived a bit closer I'd offer to come with ya. If it's a chappy wanting to steal your bike I'd nab him, if it was a fit innoscent female she would have to wait for a second date to try the cuffs out. ':p'

Can't tell from the user name if it a male (Carl Stiggy) or female (Carl's Tiggy) ':rock:'

skybaby · « **Reply #12 on:** 27, July, 2006, 01:05:42 PM »

Bike theif? Possibly yes, I didn't really think of that. Not so sure about this one though. Btw there was a small pic of me in the leathers, no face though.

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Question from dennis4903
dennis4903( 5)
Positive feedback: 100%
Member since: 06-Mar-05
Location: Hampshire, United Kingdom
Registered on: www.ebay.co.uk

Item: LADIES SHOEI LEATHERS SIZE 10 (170011273207)
This message was sent while the listing was active.
dennis4903 is a potential buyer.

How about a drink down the local with me young lady? I fancy those BOOTS reight nar lass!

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Wada ya say eh?

How sad!!!!!

Burger · « **Reply #13 on:** 27, July, 2006, 01:11:20 PM »

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That accent sounds familiar!

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trouty · « **Reply #14 on:** 27, July, 2006, 01:27:04 PM »

you should reply to the questions, in a teasing way, as a public answer so it appears on the listing

'> it'll drum up more viewings, could be quite amusing, and will serve to warn everyone else as to who these people are!

pieman · « **Reply #15 on:** 27, July, 2006, 05:20:55 PM »

hmmmmmmmmmm, Mr Dennis? I think they both need to get out a bit more. The other message Becca got was from a lady in America?? Some weird shit on ebay! Seriously though, if anyone on here is interested in some size 10 leathers it'll help fund some new furniture or something for the new house....

Mr Rizla · « **Reply #16 on:** 27, July, 2006, 05:42:36 PM »

Tell them to meet you at the Ace, but let them know your brothers and sisters might be there also, would they care to go on a short run

'>, very short

« **Reply #17 on:** 27, July, 2006, 08:26:57 PM »

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hmmmmmmmmmm, Mr Dennis? I think they both need to get out a bit more. The other message Becca got was from a lady in America?? Some weird shit on ebay! Seriously though, if anyone on here is interested in some size 10 leathers it'll help fund some new furniture or something for the new house....

Ha ha ha ya guessed it then eh?

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skybaby · « **Reply #18 on:** 28, July, 2006, 12:34:16 PM »

Richard, is this beacuse I haven't replied to your pm? You thought you'd get at me through ebay.

Burger · « **Reply #19 on:** 28, July, 2006, 12:50:44 PM »

Ha ha ha, no, When you posted the thread about sleaze bay you left all the details there! I thought what a perfect oppurtunity to exploit!

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Im sad and have nothing better to do! I thought you would have guessed it as my E-bay name is my surname and my e-mail address is the same!

skybaby · « **Reply #20 on:** 28, July, 2006, 12:56:14 PM »

unfortunately I'm too innocent to think that anyone might think of taking advantage of opportunity to take the piss

tallgirl · « **Reply #21 on:** 28, July, 2006, 01:37:24 PM »

Truth is Burger really likes to wear womens clothing.............

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skybaby · « **Reply #22 on:** 28, July, 2006, 01:40:31 PM »

I see. Now the truth is comming out. Burger?

Burger · « **Reply #23 on:** 28, July, 2006, 04:06:07 PM »

No come on, Where the hell did this start off from. I have only worn womans undewear to work once.

pieman · « **Reply #24 on:** 28, July, 2006, 06:26:11 PM »

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unfortunately I'm too innocent to think that anyone might think of taking advantage of opportunity to take the piss

And I only spotted it cos it was written in Northern, good one Rich.

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