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Death - would anybody notice?

I'd be a maggot-infested mess long before anyone noticed
7 (29.2%)
9.00 am when I didn't show up for work
4 (16.7%)
Lunchtime
4 (16.7%)
Couple of days
4 (16.7%)
I'd be a maggot-infested mess long before anyone noticed
5 (20.8%)

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Offline Wildcat

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« on: 10, July, 2006, 09:12:11 PM »
I know this may seem a bit gruesome, but following on from Colin's poll about having an accident, if you were to die in your sleep tonight how long would you lie there festering before anybody realised you weren't around?

I reckon work would phone a couple of times in the first week, then just give up, Mr W wouldn't take any notice if I didn't answer the phone for a week or so, and my folks only call a couple of times a year anyway, so they'd just assume I was on holiday.

I reckon I'd be fairly well decomposed before anyone broke the door down to investigate.
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« Reply #1 on: 10, July, 2006, 09:17:18 PM »
I voted for 10min but it would only be a couple of hours until the baby needed a change '<img'>
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« Reply #2 on: 10, July, 2006, 09:48:48 PM »
Depends if she was talking to me '<img'>

Ha ha no serious, I would be found by lunch as thats when I start to pick up my works phone! ':blush':
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« Reply #3 on: 10, July, 2006, 10:23:43 PM »
depends how quickly the washing up piles up... '<img'>
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« Reply #4 on: 10, July, 2006, 10:51:40 PM »
maggot infested I reckon....as I do "no chores" I am not really a contributing factor to life in my house....I stink anyway apparently....I wouldn't be missed....the hamster starving to death would be the first clue....

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« Reply #5 on: 10, July, 2006, 11:55:40 PM »
Quote (Wildcat @ July 10 2006,21:12)
Mr W wouldn't take any notice !!

Dont they call that necrophilla  '<img'>  ':devil'
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« Reply #6 on: 11, July, 2006, 09:33:59 AM »
I love this!! I suspect Toddla would only notice when the house stopped getting any messier '<img'>
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« Reply #7 on: 11, July, 2006, 10:09:52 AM »
i die in me sleep every night '<img'>
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there'dbe more environment left to care for if the f*cking vegetarians would stop eating it

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« Reply #8 on: 11, July, 2006, 11:33:36 AM »
I voted 10 mins but it's actually a couple of hours before PP "needs" me again  lol    '<img'>
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« Reply #9 on: 11, July, 2006, 11:36:09 AM »
oh god information overload... '<img'>
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« Reply #10 on: 11, July, 2006, 11:47:55 AM »
Quote (Westie @ July 11 2006,11:33)
I voted 10 mins but it's actually a couple of hours before PP "needs" me again  lol    '<img'>

In my case that would be H that 'needs' me.

My work (although my shift pattern means I never start at 9am) wouldn't actually *do* anything except note it and reduce my pay. Eventually they may send a letter.
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« Reply #11 on: 11, July, 2006, 11:55:31 AM »
like a P45 type letter? '<img'>
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« Reply #12 on: 11, July, 2006, 12:49:10 PM »
Well I guess you lot on here would be the first to notice. ':rock:' Work would take a few days as they expect you to phone them. Nobody else would be bothered, except the neighbours cat. '<img'>
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« Reply #13 on: 11, July, 2006, 12:58:55 PM »
My cats would have a nibble at the remains, then after I'd gone all inedible they'd be off through the catflap never to be seen again.

Work might come round and break in eventually, it would depend on whether the amount of money they owed me at the time was greater than the value of any of their equipment I currently had in the house.
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« Reply #14 on: 11, July, 2006, 01:07:07 PM »
Well this is a lively subject! and also very sad!    
Sounds like most people dont think much of themselves in that no one would notice if they died!  
Im sure most have family and friends that do care about them and if they dont - well find some that do!  '<img'>
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« Reply #15 on: 11, July, 2006, 01:07:55 PM »
am the same as wildcat, am maggot food, hope the cats enjoy the feast, or would they just site beside me pawing and playing with the wiggly worms
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« Reply #16 on: 11, July, 2006, 01:18:29 PM »
Quote (piercedprincess @ July 11 2006,13:07)
Well this is a lively subject! and also very sad!    
Sounds like most people dont think much of themselves in that no one would notice if they died!  
Im sure most have family and friends that do care about them and if they dont - well find some that do!  '<img'>

I'm sure they all care - they just wouldn't notice  '<img'>
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« Reply #17 on: 11, July, 2006, 01:57:48 PM »
Bev would know - as soon as I stopped responding to the various forms of nagging/moaning/telling off...... '<img'>

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« Reply #18 on: 11, July, 2006, 02:40:29 PM »
Quote (Mr Rizla @ July 11 2006,13:07)
am the same as wildcat, am maggot food, hope the cats enjoy the feast, or would they just site beside me pawing and playing with the wiggly worms

I'd notice Penfold.... Trig and I would miss you loads no one to egg us on...
Which worm would that be and do they play with it regularly (Sorry.. Not really..)

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« Reply #19 on: 11, July, 2006, 02:41:31 PM »
Quote (tallgirl @ July 11 2006,14:40)
Trig and I would miss you loads no one to egg us on...

You are only half right there...  '<img'>
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« Reply #20 on: 11, July, 2006, 03:58:33 PM »
Well Ive tried it and PP came looking for me within 5 hours. Previos to meeting all you lovely people, nobody would notice apart from the marina when I didnt pay moorings....they would probably just untie my ropes and cast the boat off! WITHOUT LOOKING!  '<img'>
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« Reply #21 on: 11, July, 2006, 05:44:35 PM »
Yes I did and would do that for any one of my friends on here!  '<img'>
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« Reply #22 on: 11, July, 2006, 06:06:45 PM »
Better tell you now that me and Bec are off to France at the start of August, and we don't anticipate bothering to look for internet cafes, so won't be on here '<img'>  Just wouldn't want you all thinking we were on the missing list..
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« Reply #23 on: 11, July, 2006, 07:26:15 PM »
Haha normally I'd say it'd be ages cos I can be at work for days (sometimes weeks! ) and no-one would know it wasn't normal - however it wouldn't be long at the moment, my housemates would find me when they came in to show my room to the next potential housemate!! Hmm, d'ya think they'd take the room...? ':p'
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« Reply #24 on: 11, July, 2006, 07:34:33 PM »
about ten mins after all their no one else to nag around here  '<img'>
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