Author Topic: A weekend up north (Read 2479 times)

naughty lee · « **on:** 30, May, 2006, 04:48:23 PM »

Start saving your pennies..best you start leaving your coat at home too... your gonna need to acclimatise!
I have room for 4-5 london bikers for said event.. accomodation is free at the Naughty residence for the first names in (but you can pay for your own beer) there is local accomodation for other riders VERY close to my place and I have secure overnight parking for over ten bikes.
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Itinery:
Arrive friday evening few scoops at the local.(5 mins walk)
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Ride out saturday to whitby and returning over the moors past pickering, BBQ at my place on the saturday afternoon.
buffet in the conservatory if it hoiks it down.
maybe a trip into yarm for a "couple of light refreshments" and maybe a bit of disco-ing.
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Sunday the main ride out on the helmsley TT returning for sunday dinner late afternoon.
Late Afternoon post dinner kip (aka SAS sunday afternoon syndrome) before a shower and a trip down to the local to sit out in the garden watching the sun go down.
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Monday morn, call in sick and cruise back down to london whenever you bother to get out of bed...
(or you can book a days holiday if your scared of the boss)
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The perfect weekend.
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Now I need to fix a date, but in principle who is coming?

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #1 on:** 30, May, 2006, 05:40:38 PM »

Be rude not to...:p

naughty lee · « **Reply #2 on:** 30, May, 2006, 05:50:13 PM »

http://www.bedandbreakfastyarm.co.uk/index.html

i will find some more if the numbers get silly.
trig, you and mrs naughty will get on like a house on fire!

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #3 on:** 30, May, 2006, 05:58:34 PM »

for what reason?

The old man · « **Reply #4 on:** 30, May, 2006, 07:39:21 PM »

She is ALSO a lesbian Trigg.

Burger · « **Reply #5 on:** 30, May, 2006, 07:47:50 PM »

Triggs, The Helmsly road need lots of respect!!! ':rock:'

naughty lee · « **Reply #6 on:** 30, May, 2006, 08:02:39 PM »

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ May 30 2006,17:58)

for what reason?

she is a bit of a loon, likes a few glasses of wine, burns herself on the oven every day, etc

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #7 on:** 30, May, 2006, 09:09:54 PM »

'> perfect! A clumsy lesbian drunkard. Is she a looker?

Wildcat · « **Reply #8 on:** 31, May, 2006, 08:51:04 AM »

Could have done with Mrs Naughty this weekend, I had a job in a lesbian strip club and needed an accomplice at short notice.

'> Didn't think to call you Trig.

naughty lee · « **Reply #9 on:** 31, May, 2006, 11:24:22 AM »

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ May 30 2006,21:09)

'> perfect! A clumsy lesbian drunkard. Is she a looker?

she's quite a bonny thing like

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Now, if you have never been up north before it can be difficult however there is an easy way....
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firstly take a spin over to burgers house and take a look around on the road outside. Odds are you will find a couple of rusty nuts and bolts.... follow them (they are quite evenly spaced) easily recognised as poor yamaha merchandise...
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keep an eye open and just follow the trail.
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Eventually you will end up in doncaster.
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this is where the trail of nuts,bolts, washers, clip ons etc ends.
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Once you get there just follow the A1 north to the A19 and your there.
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many thanks to the old man for the "route card"

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #10 on:** 31, May, 2006, 09:55:30 PM »

Quote (Wildcat @ May 31 2006,08:51)

Could have done with Mrs Naughty this weekend, I had a job in a lesbian strip club and needed an accomplice at short notice.

'> Didn't think to call you Trig.

Next time tho eh Carrie

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Wildcat · « **Reply #11 on:** 01, June, 2006, 06:17:33 AM »

Absolutely - the job frequently calls for heavy drinking and staggering round in stilletos. You OK with this?

trouty · « **Reply #12 on:** 01, June, 2006, 07:26:13 AM »

Quote (Wildcat @ May 31 2006,08:51)

Could have done with Mrs Naughty this weekend, I had a job in a lesbian strip club and needed an accomplice at short notice.

'> Didn't think to call you Trig.

bloody hell... call me!!!

trouty · « **Reply #13 on:** 01, June, 2006, 07:26:41 AM »

Quote (Wildcat @ June 01 2006,06:17)

Absolutely - the job frequently calls for heavy drinking and staggering round in stilletos. You OK with this?

i can make these sacrifices

Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #14 on:** 01, June, 2006, 07:57:56 AM »

Quote (Wildcat @ June 01 2006,06:17)

Absolutely - the job frequently calls for heavy drinking and staggering round in stilletos. You OK with this?

'> You've never met me have you Carrie - its the job I was born to do

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Trouty get practising in those heels, its not as easy as it looks

Wildcat · « **Reply #15 on:** 01, June, 2006, 09:41:22 AM »

I'll give you a shout next time. Sadly such cushy numbers are a rarity.

Can you tell which of these people is being paid to get pissed on free beer?

Burger · « **Reply #16 on:** 01, June, 2006, 10:02:46 AM »

Quote (Triggerhappybaby @ June 01 2006,07:57)

Quote (Wildcat @ June 01 2006,06:17)

Absolutely - the job frequently calls for heavy drinking and staggering round in stilletos. You OK with this?

'> You've never met me have you Carrie - its the job I was born to do

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Trouty get practising in those heels, its not as easy as it looks

Easy, ha ha ha, I have seen you in those gold heels and your not that great at standing up when plastered!

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The old man · « **Reply #17 on:** 01, June, 2006, 10:44:17 AM »

What Lee fails to tell everyone is that after he supplied me with a poor fitting bolt the pretend Jock charged me:

£32 for the bolt
£140 call out fee
£200 waiting time
£50 for bolt sortation

I charged him £432 for boring me stupid.

Thats a tenner you owe me ':O'

naughty lee · « **Reply #18 on:** 01, June, 2006, 11:14:14 AM »

and the cost for dropping your motorcycle on your leg?
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fecking priceless!

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The old man · « **Reply #19 on:** 01, June, 2006, 11:23:21 AM »

Hmmm. Methinks you win this one

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trouty · « **Reply #20 on:** 01, June, 2006, 11:42:56 AM »

Quote (Wildcat @ June 01 2006,09:41)

I'll give you a shout next time. Sadly such cushy numbers are a rarity.

Can you tell which of these people is being paid to get pissed on free beer?

these girls arent drunk enuff... they are still fully clothed

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Westie · « **Reply #21 on:** 01, June, 2006, 12:17:33 PM »

Quote (troutslayer @ June 01 2006,11:42)

these girls arent drunk enuff... they are still fully clothed

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If thats what you want Trouty, then you should of come to the Richmond drinks night

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Ah well, there's always the Billing weekend lol

'> can't wait...

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Triggerhappybaby · « **Reply #22 on:** 01, June, 2006, 05:30:42 PM »

'> Westie were you on the same night out as me? I thought we were quite restrained all told... it was Andyblade that took his clothes off and I did have a photo to prove it before I panicked and deleted it lol

scorps · « **Reply #23 on:** 01, June, 2006, 05:35:53 PM »

xcuse but what has this all to do with a trip ? dunno why we have titles might as well have one post and a free for all

piercedprincess · « **Reply #24 on:** 01, June, 2006, 08:23:38 PM »

Grumpy old biker!!!

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